Love
at First Sight,
but Hooked on the Block
I
met Computer before Spouse and the choice ever since has occasionally
been difficult, although Spouse is far more forgiving. I was peacefully
employed and rather enjoying life when the manager of the orange grove
announced I was leaving for New York to test one of those new-fangled
computer things.
At the headquarters
of the Harris Corporation, I tested the state of the art "Information
Storage and Retrieval System Machine." It was useless for managing
orange groves. But that hardly mattered.
The epiphany:
There is such a thing as love at first sight. After two hours with
the clunky Harris work stations I knew I didn't want one of these
new computer things: I needed one. After New York, I always wanted
to have a computer.
When I was away
from electricity - in the Israeli orange groves, Amazon mangroves,
Roi-Et rice research - I missed instant retrieval of information
more than any other comfort. Remember, there was no such thing as
a Personal Computer yet. But I knew lust.
When personal
computers first hit the market I was intrigued but not in a position
to own one. Finally, after a life change that dumped me in Thailand,
came the chance to become the first child on my soi to own a computer,
a real PC that belonged to me.
That PC entirely
changed the way I could write and change and store stuff. The change
from the typewriter to the computer was vast. I always had a nice
typewriter - my last one was an IBM Selectric - but the switch to
the electronic keyboard was a huge difference.
More important
by far were two advantages that changed my writing life: storage
and retrieval of both current and archive material, and The Block.
Typeover and Insert are nice, compared to white-out. But The Block
is what makes computers - or even word processors - special.
Once
I started to mark, copy, move and delete blocks of copy with a word
processor, I never wanted to change back to pen or typewriter. And
I haven't. The Block was enough to hook me on computers. But the
main change - changes, plural, really - that computers wrought on
my life came through the networks.
I think most
of the writers gathered here today agree that the computer network
influenced them in important, even excruciating ways. In a fascinating,
always-changing decade-plus voyage of networks, I have seen the
world, or at least the e-world. I have met and e-met some of the
sharpest, most exhilarating, most testing people - people I never
would have been aware of without my computer and a connection.
Hard to believe
now - perhaps impossible for some - but the Bangkok BBS scene of
the late 1980s and early 1990s was one of the most exciting, stimulating
social and intellectual experiences of Asia, ever. The names are
legends, to some.
Khun Prakan
of DX BBS, Post Database's own Khun Woody and the incredibly helpful
Bill Thompson were the pioneers of the electronic Bulletin Board
System, where real people mingled with geeks and "talked" about
everything under the sun in the earliest form of email - the BBS
messages.
It never stopped
getting better. David Hanks' Guacamole BBS brought the first real
international messaging to the local Bangkok network. Through his
Fido service, people in Bangkok now could talk to others around
the world.
The weirdest,
strangest political beliefs and fetishes, it turned out, were shared
by someone, somewhere, who also was on the network looking for a
kindred spirit. Today, on the Internet, we can find newsgroups and
interest groups on any subject. The young people take it for granted,
which is natural. All they owe us is to develop new, better and
faster ways of doing all this.
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The
Toys
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There
have always been two kinds of people in the world: Geeks,
and those who can dance.
My first
computer wasn't a Sinclair or even an Apple, and I never programmed
an HP calculator to print the "3" upside down to resemble
an "E."
In 1982,
while the nice young men on these pages were spending Saturday
nights with Elisa and her Apple, I was working out my earth
shoes with the eight-track tape version of Eye of the Tiger,
by Survivor. And by the way, I Wouldn't Have Missed it for
the World (that was by Ronnie Milsap).
My addiction
didn't begin until 1987, in a hole in the wall in Sim Lim
Square, where a kindly Singaporean computer dealer handed
over a DOS 2.1 laptop computer with slots for an amazing two
diskettes of 720KB apiece, along with a 1200-baud modem.
I smuggled
that machine through Customs by the simple step of smudging
the carrying case to make it look old and within 48 hours
I had learned the single phrase that all computer users need
to justify their passion: "I'll be right there, dear." That
laptop travelled far and often, and went through box after
box of diskettes (800 baht per box of 10, if you could find
a sale). It ate fewer than any machine I ever owned. I have
trashed a few computers since then, but that laptop still
serves a second generation of Spouse's family for notetaking
in school class. It has been upgraded all the way to DOS 3.3.
With a
couple of exceptions, my upgrades have followed the Microsoft-Intel
route, just to stay popular. Recently, for less than one-third
of what I spent on that original luggable, I bought my current
700Mz Intel desktop computer with 256KB of RAM and a pair
of 20-GB hard drives. And for one-quarter of the price of
my 1200-baud modem, I use an excellect 56K modem and fax combination.
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The network
has already changed the lives of most people. They carry and use
an ATM card, which is their entry to an old-technology computer-driven
modem network. They send email to colleagues, bosses and underlings
at work.
Hotmail is popular
and ICQ is almost a youthful obsession. Next year, you can pay your
taxes on the Net. The parts in your car were supplied by the lowest
bidder in a new style of Internet auction known as business-to-business.
This may be
hard for some, but the pioneer in a real sense has been Post Database.
We all have been at the centre of a real network, us and our readers.
Our features are very interactive, and we highly value our mail,
email and similar contacts with readers.
When it started,
the supplement was an oddity to many at the downmarket, parent daily.
Most of the folks on the daily paper were more absorbed in cleaning
the keys on their typewriters or making sure no one stole their
hoard of carbon paper.
I had the honour
of appearing in Post Database within its second year of publication.
Away back then in those dark ages, I thought I detected a certain
derision for the idea of a review of a graphics program. Or maybe
I was just too sensitive.
But up here
in the opulent, yet exceedingly tasteful Post Database suites, one
thing has never changed in 12 years. Then, as now, I require the
desk with the modesty shield.
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