INTRODUCTION
Letters from our readers
Almost every day, the Bangkok Post devotes part of its opinions & analysis section to letters from readers. This section is known as Postbag and it is where you will find some of the liveliest reading in the whole paper. Readers hold strong opinions about everything from world politics to the noisy neighbours next door and they are not shy about expressing them.
They do this in many ways. Often they tell you directly what they think. Sometimes, however, they make their points indirectly. This is especially true when they are frustrated or when they feel something is very wrong or unfair. In such situations, letter writers often use satire or add sarcastic comments to the criticisms they make.
This means you have to be careful when you read a letter in Postbag. A letter which appears to be praising something may actually be saying the opposite. For example, if a reader talks about Bangkok's "wonderful transportation system", you should immediately be suspicious since you know the present system is far from wonderful.
The letter below contains examples of both sarcasm and satire. Can you find them.
What, me worry?
Many pedestrians have experienced the thrill of side-stepping motorcyclists using the footpath as an extension of the roadway. Usually we utter a silent curse and continue on our way as this practice is quite common here.
It appears that it is well accepted by our authorities as I was almost run down on the pavement by a policemen and his pillion passenger recently.
Were they in hot pursuit of an errant noodle vendor that had failed to pay his monthly fees? No, they had merely wanted to avoid stopping at a Sukhumvit traffic light and decided to use the pavement as a shortcut.
My side-step to avoid them solicited a smile reminiscent of Alfred E. Newman of Mad magazine fame, "what, me worry?" It was quite appropriate. |
| satire | a type of criticism that uses humour to make something appear stupid or ridiculous |
| sarcasm | saying things which clearly mean the opposite of what you mean in order to criticise something or someone |
| pedestrian | a person walking |
| thrill | excitement |
| extension | an additional part |
| utter a curse | to say an angry or impolite word or expression |
| authorities | government officials, police, etc. |
| pillion passenger | a person riding behind the driver on the back of a motorcycle |
| in hot pursuit | chasing closely |
| errant | behaving wrongly |
| reminiscent | causing to remember a past experience |
I'm sure you quickly understood that the writer was unhappy about motorcyclists using footpaths intended for pedestrians. He was especially angry about a policeman who recently almost ran into him with his motorcycle. He showed his anger right at the beginning by sarcastically using the word thrill which is normally used in a positive way. He wasn't thrilled. He was frightened.
What about the satire? Think about why the writer mentioned a noodle vendor in his letter. Why, according to the writer, might a policeman be chasing a noodle vendor? Because the vendor might not have paid his monthly fees. To whom? To the policeman, of course. But why would a policeman collect a monthly fee from a noodle vendor? Because selling noodles on the street is illegal in many parts of Bangkok.
But isn't a policeman's job to enforce the law? Yes, it is and that is the writer's point. Can you see that sometimes such indirect criticism is much stronger and more effective than direct criticism?
Of course not all letters contain sarcasm or satire. In fact, most letters are quite straightforward and some of them offer praise instead of criticism. But people tend to write to a newspaper more often when they are upset than when they are satisfied. That's human nature.
Below are suggestions for reading the letters you will find in Postbag.
Reading Postbag letters
Consider each of the follow as you read Postbag letters, especially the ones I have included for you to read in this lesson.
OUR STORY FROM THE BANGKOK POST
Read each of the following letters and then consider them according to the suggestions given in the previous section.
Park skating ban
In Bangkok there are not so many things one can do to escape 'city-life', without it costing a lot of money. One can play sport at a sports-centre, watch a movie, go to a mall, etc. For recreation, one can go to a park and run, walk, picnic, or rent a boat.
I am a teenager and lately I have become interested in roller-blading. Chatuchak Park is close to my house and I figured I could go and roller-blade there because there is some space, straight roads and a better environment: no cars whizzing by.
However, when I went there and had started roller-blading a guard came up to me and told me I couldn't roller-blade. I asked him why (I speak a little Thai) but he couldn't explain.
I wonder why we can't roller-blade in a park? Isn't that what a park is for, for having fun without it costing too much. The park is very big and when I was there, there were many places where there were barely any people, so I would not get in their way. There is so little for teenagers to do outside. Could they not set apart a piece of the park for roller-blading, or skate-boarding, or perhaps set aside a time when people could do such things?
D.C.K., Bangkok |
Amazing service with a smile
On June 25 I dropped into the Emporium complex on Sukhumvit Road. Being in a hurry, I decided to park my small motorcycle on the footpath (because you can generally get away with it).
When I came out one hour later it was gone. Stolen? Perhaps, but not usually in Bangkok. So I tried really hard to shake off my Western urge to explode and instead applied what I considered to be Thai logic.
I walked down to the car park, and there was my motorcycle - in the motorcycle section. I expected a scolding from the parking officer, but he just grinned with the "pleasure to be of service" air which most of them seem to have.
I have to say that this is absolutely the best valet service I have ever seen, and I for one continue to be Amazed in Thailand. Pleasantly so.
Tony Cittadini |
| shake off | to get rid of |
| Western | of people from the West |
| urge to explode | a strong desire to become very angry and lose one's temper |
| air | attitude |
| valet service | service where your car is parked for you |
On your bike
The government's idea of police motorcycles to rush cabinet ministers to parliament is an excellent one. It will be much cheaper and quicker than having them ride in their existing limousines. The motorcycles can weave in and out of the traffic to give the ministers a close view of how the rest of us get around.
It also will provide excellent opportunities for Thai cartoonists.
Somchai, Chonburi |
| weave in and out | to move about by turning and changing direction often |
Always insist on a second opinion
I read with interest about the case of Samitivej Hospital. I would like to report an incident which took place at another leading hospital on Sukhumvit Road on May 10, 1992.
My husband was experiencing abdominal pain and went to the hospital to get it checked. Since it was Sunday and after 8 p.m., we were taken to the emergency room. After a few questions and a little tapping on the stomach, the doctor ruled that it was appendicitis which needed immediate surgery. We were quite dazed because the doctor ordered no lab tests and scheduled surgery for the next hour.
The drip was fixed and the room was assigned, but we were not so sure and my husband was not in severe pain. We asked to see the doctor and requested an ultrasound. The doctor was offended that we did not trust him and went on to frighten us that if the appendix ruptured, it could be fatal.
Anyway, we stood our ground and got an ultrasound done, but they could not locate a swollen appendix. No blood tests were made either. We left the hospital disillusioned. Here was a doctor in a top hospital trying to make money knowing that a removed appendix would do no harm.
The next day we consulted our family doctor who diagnosed it as muscular pain and prescribed some medicine. My husband was okay the next day.
I would like to suggest to all patients, always, I repeat always, get a second opinion before rushing into anything major that you would regret.
Ms Kaur |
| dazed | confused |
| offended | upset |
| ruptured | broke open; burst |
| fatal | causing death |
| stood our ground | refused to accept defeat in an argument |
| disillusioned | feeling bitter and unhappy |
In such times, we can all do our bit
Many years ago, my late husband, Lord Clampton, bequeathed his entire estate to me, which means I am personally unaffected by the current economic hiccup.
But like many of my friends, I felt it was necessary to beat the hardships if I were to remain living in this part of the world. I realised hard decisions had to be made by one and all - and not just the politicians. And I acted ruthlessly. I had tears in my eyes as I fired my gardener - but cutting costs is what this is all about.
But with every problem comes a solution. I immediately handed over his duties to my maid, Khun Hazel. Although Khun Hazel complained, I quickly reminded her she had a job where other people, like the gardener, had not. Very quickly she accepted the fact and now performs her extra duties quite cheerfully.
And extra duties don't stop there. We all need to tighten our money belts and lift a finger during this time. I have also taken it upon myself to ease the maid's burden and I now collect the mail from the box and also dust the downstairs' Wedgwood.
Edith Clampton |
| bequeathed | left property to in a will |
| economic hiccup | poor, but temporary, economic situation |
| ruthlessly | cruelly; without care for others' feelings |
| lift a finger | to help; usu. has a negative meaning |
| Wedgwood | very expensive brand of English China (plates, cups, etc.) |
Free the chimp
The Swedish people on July 19 celebrated the centenary of Rama V's visit to Sweden by opening a temple in his honour.
I think the Thai people could grant the Swedish people a friendly gesture by releasing the captive chimpanzee Ola, from his prison at Safari World. The ape is suffering an eye disease and is no good for breeding.
I think the Thai people should demand his release. The Swedish people have collected money for this, but Safari World has only shown the Swedish people contempt.
Karl Karlsson |
| centenary | 100th anniversary |
| gesture | an action that shows one's intentions |
| show contempt | to gove no respect |
Feed the beggars
| It seems there are more children at major intersections in Bangkok than ever before "cleaning" windows or just begging. My wife and I used to give money at times but wondered how it was spent or whether it might be taken by an adult who forced the children to collect it.
On the way home from the supermarket one evening we were approached by a boy at a stop light. This time I reached into one of our shopping bags and gave him a container of yoghurt. His enthusiasm made us wonder what nutritious, non-perishable food we could keep on hand in the car.
We since have carried boxes of milk and have handed them out to many children (as well as mothers with babies). The reactions are very positive, and we almost always see them poke the straw in and start drinking before we pull away.
The Milk Man |
| nutritious | healthy |
| non-perishable | will not spoil or become rotten quickly |
Elevated train's access the problem
The rise of the fare for the elevated train system from 24 to 30 baht is not a big deal.
At least it will be easier to make change! The BIG question is who will actually ride the train?
Most people don't realise there will be no escalators from road level to the platforms - thereby necessitating a climb up 70 to 75 steps, depending on the station.
Even the fittest person will be huffing and puffing at the top. Those of us who are older, unfit and/or disabled will be relegated to staying on the ground. These, of course, are the people who could benefit most from a public transport system.
So to summarise: School kids and poorer folks can't afford the fare; the old and infirm can't make it to the top; the affluent will drive their own cars and the tourists will take a taxi. So who will actually ride the new elevated train? Anyway, it makes nice sunshade when we're stuck in the traffic underneath!
Stuck on the Ground
Sukhumvit Soi 23 |
FOLLOW-UP
Teacher’s Note
If you and your students want a change from the stories you find in textbooks - or even the stories in the Bangkok Post, for that matter - our letters to the editor section, known as Postbag, is a good place to look for material. There you will find opinions and observations from ordinary people on everyday subjects that your students can easily identify with. This lesson gives your students a taste of what they will find.
It also gives them some important suggestions on how to read the letters they see. Unlike much of the reading they have done before, letters to the editor often express strong opinions and they don't always mean what they appear to mean. Satire and sarcasm are common and students often completely miss the point the writer is trying to make.
For this reason, I have suggested in this lesson that your students spend some time considering the writer's purpose in writing a letter to the editor of the Bangkok Post. They should particularly look to see if the points are made directly, in a straightforward manner, or if they are more indirect - perhaps meaning exactly the opposite of what the writer says.
Since many letters are really short persuasive essays, it is also important that your students learn to evaluate the evidence the writer uses to support his or her position. Sometimes there is very little evidence and the argument is largely an emotional one.
Finally, not all letters to the editor are serious. Letters from the mythical Edith Clampton, for example, are simply for fun. They are so ridiculous that readers should quickly see through them, but they fool a lot of people and "her" letters often generate a number of angry replies. I have included an Edith Clampton letter in this lesson. See if your students recognise that it is not serious.
I suggest you work with your students through the example letter I have given in my introduction. Then I suggest you have them read the eight letters in the exercise in small groups, using the suggestions I have given in my introduction. If time is short, you could assign one letter to each group, but I suggest you have your students read at least half of the letters - all of them if possible - so that they can see the various purposes and writing styles commonly found in the Postbag section.
Once again, I have only defined a limited number of words. By this point in the term, students should be reasonably adept at guessing words from context and the material in this lesson gives them lots of opportunity to practice.
Next week: Final examination
•This lesson was prepared by Acharn Terry Fredrickson, BA Stanford, MA (TESL) University of Minnesota, Manager of the Educational Services Department at the Bangkok Post and general editor of this programme.
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