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This column is for self-study or classroom use and gives guided help with reading the wide variety of writing styles and topics that appear as feature articles in the Bangkok Post. The lessons include background information, skill-building practice and vocabulary explanations.
June 14, 2005


Making fun of themselves

INTRODUCTION
There are so many awards ceremonies these days, you wonder how celebrities find the time to do the jobs that help them to win awards in the first place! But they are very popular and most people seem to have their favourite — the most famous award ceremony, of course, is the Oscars where winning a trophy can turn an ordinary actor into a superstar.

At the end of the day, awards ceremonies are really just entertainment. The audience loves to see the face of the excited winner or the attempt by the disgruntled loser not to show their disappointment or even anger. Then there are the acceptance speeches — usually very melodramatic and over-the-top. Some people even try to make political points while they have an audience. It’s all part of the “conventions” of award ceremonies.

MTV, which is known for its fun and alternative approach to culture, has its own awards ceremony that it likes to keep light-hearted. Read the story and see how many awards ceremony “conventions” you can spot.

Teachers

You can use this piece simply as reading material for students to follow. The story contains references to popular celebrities and films that your students may be familiar with, making it an interesting piece for them.


Ceremony mocks award-show conventions

RYAN PEARSON

Ben Stiller talks jokes about the dangers of eggs as he accepts the award for best comedic performance for his work in “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” during the MTV movie awards on June 4.AP

Not even award shows are safe from ridicule at the MTV Movie Awards.

Known for its light-hearted celebration and skewering of films and actors, the ceremony turned on itself on Saturday night, jabbing at everything from acceptance-speech advocacy to booming TV announcers.

Ben Stiller won best villain for his role as a menacing gym owner in Dodgeball and raised an egg in his hand to demonstrate the evils of high cholesterol.

“Take a look at this little fella. He’s killed more people than all the Hollywood bad guys combined,” Stiller said. “Crush cholesterol now!”

Host Jimmy Fallon got into a heated verbal argument with the disembodied show announcer, who said he would fight Fallon in person. But when a masked man ran out on stage and Fallon knocked him down some steps, the announcer revealed: “You just killed Frankie Muniz.”

In another segment, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn coached a young man on how to get into parties, but their pupil was stopped and beaten by a bouncer at the MTV Awards red carpet.

Eminem referred to his run-in with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at a past award show by mimicking the puppet to tease Lindsay Lohan.

“You like to remake movies,” he said, in reference to Freaky Friday and Herbie: Fully Loaded. “What are you going to remake next, Glitter?”

There was also a rare hint of nostalgia in evidence as the youth-focused cable network gave out its first lifetime achievement award to Tom Cruise and honoured the 1985 film The Breakfast Club.

Cruise accepted the award from girlfriend Katie Holmes, who poked fun at his Oprah appearance by dropping down on one knee in celebration and asking the crowd, “Should I go get him?”

Laughing, Cruise moved slowly through his remarks and told yelling audience members, “Let me speak.

“If I’ve been able to entertain you at all, then I thank you for allowing me to do so,” he said.

Hilary Swank introduced a reunion of four members of The Breakfast Club cast, saying the film about students brought together in high-school detention reflected “the good, the bad and the ugly of teenage wasteland”.

Star Molly Ringwald said the movie was made “for the MTV generation. We made it for you!

“I had no idea that we’d be here 20 years later and it would still mean so much.” she said.

Dustin Hoffman, in accepting his award for comedic performance for Meet the Fockers, said he was making an effort to keep in touch with the younger generation by copying Eminem. He stepped away from the podium and grabbed his crotch between each thank-you.

Rachel McAdams took home three awards, including breakthrough female performance for her role as the meanest of Mean Girls and best kiss for her rain-soaked smooch with Ryan Gosling in The Notebook. The two recreated the kiss on-stage and Gosling gushed, “Look, it was my pleasure.”

McAdams’ third award, for on-screen team, was shared with Mean Girls co-star Lohan, who also received the award for best female performance.

“Watch out for the paparazzi,” said Lohan, who hosted last year’s show and was slightly injured when a celebrity photographer crashed into her Mercedes-Benz last week.

Napoleon Dynamite was named best movie and star Jon Heder received two awards: breakthrough male performance and best musical performance for his awkward talent-show dance moves set to a Jamiroquai song.

“I want to thank Michael Jackson, John Travolta, Justin Timberlake,” Heder said, referring to the inspirations for his dance moves.

Other winners included Leonardo DiCaprio for male performance in The Aviator and Daryl Hannah and Uma Thurman for best fight in Kill Bill Vol. 2.

Child actress Dakota Fanning won best frightened performance in Hide and Seek, saying of her Golden Popcorn trophy, “This is the best popcorn I’ve ever had.”

Cruise carried Fanning, his War of the Worlds co-star, on-stage as they later presented an award together. “It’s part of her contract. I have to carry her everywhere,” he said.

The awards handed out at the Shrine Auditorium were based on fan votes. The show will be broadcast on Thursday. AP

convention
a traditional method or style in literature, art or the theatre

ridicule
to make something look silly by laughing at it in an unkind way

skewer (metaphor)
making fun of in a hurtful way

jab
throwing strong insults

cholesterol
a substance found in blood, fat and most tissues of the body

heated
full of anger and excitement

segment
a part of something that is separate from the other parts or can be considered separately

coached
to train somebody to improve a skill

mimic
to copy the way somebody speaks, moves, behaves, etc., especially in order to make other people laugh

nostalgia
a feeling of sadness mixed with pleasure and affection when you think of happy times in the past

poke fun
to say unkind things about somebody in order to make other people laugh at them

reunion
a social occasion or party attended by a group of people who have not seen each other for a long time

detention
the punishment of being kept at school for a time after other students have gone home

MTV generation
young and trendy people

comedic
funny

smooch
to kiss and hold somebody closely, especially when you are dancing slowly

paparazzi
newspaper celebrity photographers

inspiration
the process that takes place when somebody sees or hears something that causes them to have exciting new ideas or makes them want to create something, especially in art, music or literature

• This lesson was prepared by Neil Stoneham,
an experienced secondary school teacher and trained journalist.

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