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This column is for self-study or classroom use and gives guided help with reading the wide variety of writing styles and topics that appear as feature articles in the Bangkok Post. The lessons include background information, skill-building practice and vocabulary explanations.
May 17, 2005


Money for the taking

INTRODUCTION

There are stories every day in the Thai press, including the Bangkok Post, of corruption in some form or another. Indeed, while Thailand is famous around the world for its beautiful environment and friendly people, it is also known as a place where corruption is rife (very common). Only last week, a big story was reported about bribes being paid by a US company to Thai government officials in order to accept sales of security scanning equipment for use at the new Bangkok airport.

Many Thai people have told learning post that they like to read the views foreigners have about Thai culture. Of course, most foreigners who visit here do so on holiday and the vast majority leave with a very positive view of the country. Those who live here, however, eventually get to experience the bad side of Thai culture as well as the good side, even if that means just reading about it in the papers.

Discussion point
This week, we have published two types of writing that show the opinions and experience of foreigners living in Thailand – both on the subject of corruption. The first is from one of our own columnists who writes his humorous opinions on topical Thai events and experiences. The second is a letter sent to Postbag from a man who has been living in Thailand for a while and is about to leave.

What do you think about the opinions expressed in both pieces of writing? Do you agree or disagree with what is being said and why? Perhaps you could write your own pretend letter to either or both writers, expressing your response to their views.


Writing example 1: I read the news today, oh boy!

It would be nice to get through at least one breakfast without reading in the Bangkok Post some sort of story concerning the alleged misappropriation of funds” by persons unknown.

Open the newspaper any day and there will be a article about a dodgy contract, or even dodgier dealings and sharp practices on just about any subject you wish to name – airport security devices, school milk, forests, kindergarten toys, jelly babies or even garbage disposal. It’s almost like it’s a national sport and enough to make you turn to the comics section straight away or get stuck into the crossword.

One of the first things any new government in Thailand announces is that it will crack down on corruption, news which is usually greeted by appropriate yawns and stifled guffaws from the public. You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to conclude that over the years the crackdowns usually end up cracking up.

Any investigations usually get no further than interrogation of the ubiquitous “go-between” who, of course, suffers immediate memory loss as does everyone else involved. The case then ends up in the “pending” file, otherwise known as the “whatever happened to ...?” file at the Ministry of Sweeping Things Under the Carpet. No one ever seems to go to jail and at the very worst the odd inactive post may beckon for someone stupid enough to get caught.

Of course bribery has been going on all over the world for a very long time. As 19th-century British writer Edmund Clerihew Bently so eloquently put it:

When their lordships asked Bacon

How many bribes he had taken

He had at least the grace

To go red in the face.

Unfortunately, we don't even get to see anyone going red in the face.

Returning a favour

The unique aspect of a bribe is that it is the rare time that the giver says “thanks” and the receiver says “don’t mention it”. Of course in Thailand there have been bold attempts over the years to sort things out “once and for all”. One of the more intriguing initiatives took place a decade ago when it was announced that a special fund would be set up to pay back people who had bribed government officials to “get things done” – or, in some cases, not get things done. It was not immediately clear how this was going to be enforced in practice, but at least it sounded sort of democratic.

It prompted images of a stampede of ex-bribers rolling up to reclaim their unofficial donations. The problem was that it involved so many people it was going to lead to big queues, meaning a lot of hanging around. Unfortunately, one of the main reasons small-scale, under-the-table payments are made in the first place is to avoid long queues and lengthy waits. Bribers don’t queue.

As it looked like things could end up with the magnificent situation of bribers offering more bribes to speed things up in their efforts to get back their original bribes, the scheme was hastily dropped.

 

By Roger Crutchley

 

allege
to state something as a fact but without giving proof

misappropriation
the act of taking somebody else’s money or property for yourself, especially when they have trusted you to take care of it

sharp
clever and dishonest

crack down
to try harder to prevent an illegal activity and deal more severely with those who are caught doing it

stifle
to prevent a feeling from being expressed

guffaw
to laugh noisily

interrogation
asking somebody a lot of questions over a long period of time, especially in an aggressive way

go-between
a person who takes messages between one person or group and another

pending
waiting to be decided or settled

sweep something under the carpet (idiom)
to try to stop people from finding out about something wrong, illegal, embarrassing, etc.

bribe
sum of money or something valuable that you give or offer to somebody to persuade them to help you, especially by doing something dishonest

eloquent
able to use language and express your opinions well

enforce
to make sure that people obey a particular law or rule

in practice
in reality

stampede
a situation in which a lot of people are trying to do or achieve the same thing at the same time

hastily
quickly, in a hurry

 

Writing example 2: Any point protesting against corruption?

here has been quite a bit of questioning lately as to why most Thai people don't protest the blatant corruption and exploitation they suffer daily. Perhaps I can shed a little light on this by way of a personal experience.

While driving in Bangkok on May 5 (a Buddhist holiday), I was stopped again by the boys in brown for another imaginary infraction. After presenting my case to the officer, and being totally ignored, I realised how useless it is to use logic and law with the people who wield any sort of power in this country. I was completely without recourse. In other words, I was helpless. I felt beat down. (Are we supposed to feel like this? Is this part of the plan?)

I'm leaving Thailand soon forever, but the Thai people will feel this helplessness for the rest of their lives. I now understand why they don't protest. Who will listen? Who will care?

BARRY SMITH

blatant
done in an obvious and open way

exploitation
the fact of using a situation in order to get an advantage for yourself

infraction
an act of breaking a rule or law

recourse
the fact of having to, or being able to, use something that can provide help in a difficult situation

 

 

• This lesson was prepared by Neil Stoneham,
an experienced secondary school teacher and trained journalist.

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