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building practice and vocabulary explanations.
December 26, 2006
 

Quick and witty

INTRODUCTION
I like to focus many of my Real.Time lessons on movie reviews, and I've come to appreciate Bangkok Post's writer Kong Rithdee. I almost always consider his opinions to be very insightful and thought-provoking. So, once again, I will take a look at some of the movies that he has watched and reviewed during the last week. However, I'm not going to cover his longer and more comprehensive movie review this time, but his QUICKTakes. These reviews are shorter, and they also tend to be written with just a bit more humour.

The reviews that I've chosen are about the movies Deja Vu, starring American actors Denzel Washington and Val Kilmer (I've been a big fan of Val Kilmer ever since he portrayed Jim Morrison in the movie "Doors"), and a newly released Thai comedy. Read the first review with the aid of the vocabulary list, and then try to finish the second review by re-inserting all the words that I've removed. And if time allows, check out the Extra Activity.

witty
using words cleverly

insightful
the ability to understand and describe complicated things

thought-provoking
something that makes people think carefully about something
comprehensive
something that includes everything that you need to understand


OUR STORY FROM THE BANGKOK POST

QUICKTakes

KONG RITHDEE

Deja Vu
Starring Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer, Paula Patton
Directed by Tony Scott

Sultry, muddy, post Katrina New Orleans provides a haunting backdrop for this time-travelling thriller that resembles a longer, smarter, nuttier episode of TV series Crime Scene Investigation, with the addition of an inventive car-chase setpiece. When a huge bomb blows up a Mississippi steamship taking 543 passengers to Mardi Gras, Detective Carlin (Washington) joins an FBI taskforce investigating the crime with the help of an expensive thingamajig (with twinkling lights) that allows one to see into the past. Carlin follows clues to one of the murder victims, a pretty waitress named Claire (Patton), and as he watches her glide about her darkened room in a "live" broadcast from her past, he falls in love, with her image, her shadow, her ghost. Frankly, nothing is new in this deja vu of a movie, and Carlin's gung-ho persona can be a little off-putting at times, but as a 120-minute distraction this should hold your attention.

The next review is a little bit easier to read and with less new vocabulary. I have therefore turned it into a gap-filler. Use the vocabulary list below to fill in the empty spaces.

The Noodle Boxer
Starring Worawej "Dan" Danuwong, Nattaweeranuch Thongmee
Directed by Rirkchai Puangtech

This Thai comedy is so unfunny and so _____1_____ that you'd probably get more laughs watching the Animal Planet channel. Pop singer Dan plays Sanit, a noodle _____2_____ who _____3_____ to become a boxer and is being _____4_____ to that end by a gang of _____5_____ clowns, played by some _____6_____ comedians who escaped from local TV. Nattaweeranuch Thongmee, who's pretty as long as she keeps her mouth shut, plays the love interest in this, the most uninteresting love story of _____7_____ memory. I did _____8_____ try very hard to like the film, but no matter how you view it this is still one heavyweight _____9_____.

Extra Activity

Movie reviewers, book reviewers, food reviewers, hotel reviewers, they all use the same scale of 1 to 5 stars - 5 stars being top quality, and 1 star being well below what should be expected. Now, after you have read the reviews, how many stars do you think that Kong Rithdee gave these two movies? Read the texts again carefully, and give your own opinion of Mr Rithdee's judgments. Then, when finished, compare your guesses in class. How many stars did the other students think that the reviewer gave Deja Vu and The Noodle Boxer?

backdrop
the place/setting for something

nuttier
crazier

inventive
creative, new

Mardi Gras
a big festival and party that is before Easter in the Christian calendar

taskforce
a group of often military people or police officers that has a special mission

clues
things that help to solve a mystery or a crime

frankly
honestly; really

deja vu
a feeling of experiencing something from the past for a second time

gung-ho
extremely enthusiastic or eager to do something

distraction
something that takes someone's attention away from something else

recent
something that happened not too long ago

vendor
somebody who sells something

scatterbrained
something that is very unserious and stupid, or somebody who is unable to think seriously or about important things

stinker
something of very poor or low quality

gag-spewing
a long line of jokes with no end to them

groomed
trained and prepared somebody for a special mission or task

sincerely
honestly and open

aspires
seeks or tries to reach a goal

slapstick
a kind of rather stupid humour that relies more on the body and actions than language


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