Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby wesway9 on Mon May 03, 2010 4:56 pm

The red shirt movement has an urgent need for an experienced Public Relations expert.

This person must have extensive experience, and the ability to teach red leaders the following skills:
Guidelines for proper Thai behavior including but not limited to,
///// (we have no weapons)
Stealing (police and military weapons)
Respecting other peoples opinions (lets just start with the university professor)
Respecting the rights of the medical community and their patients (invasion of Chula hospital)
Avoiding physical attacks (well.... there have been so many.....take your pick!)
Avoiding physical and verbal threats (lets start with the PM and his deputy and you can take it from there)
Keeping you commitment to non violence (allowing known armed killers in your midst, hey just pick your favorite
photo)
Salary......you name your price, we stay in four star hotels and have plenty of money!!!

But hurry please, we're running out of time !!!!!!!!
:)
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby trtrz on Mon May 03, 2010 5:37 pm

wesway9 wrote:The red shirt movement has an urgent need for an experienced Public Relations expert.

This person must have extensive experience, and the ability to teach red leaders the following skills:
Guidelines for proper Thai behavior including but not limited to,
///// (we have no weapons)
Stealing (police and military weapons)
Respecting other peoples opinions (lets just start with the university professor)
Respecting the rights of the medical community and their patients (invasion of Chula hospital)
Avoiding physical attacks (well.... there have been so many.....take your pick!)
Avoiding physical and verbal threats (lets start with the PM and his deputy and you can take it from there)
Keeping you commitment to non violence (allowing known armed killers in your midst, hey just pick your favorite
photo)
Salary......you name your price, we stay in four star hotels and have plenty of money!!!

But hurry please, we're running out of time !!!!!!!!
:)


i believe it's 5 stars. :)
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby villager on Mon May 03, 2010 7:16 pm

Actually Wesway 9, your undoubted wit and grasp of detail breaths like a breath of fresh air throughout this forum , your major problem is however you write the complete unabridged TRUTH, and we know how this often causes "offence" :lol: :cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby Na Fianna on Tue May 04, 2010 1:58 am

The red shirt movement has an urgent need for an experienced Public Relations expert.

This person must have extensive experience, and the ability to teach red leaders the following skills:
Guidelines for proper Thai behavior including but not limited to,
///// (we have no weapons)
Stealing (police and military weapons)
Respecting other peoples opinions (lets just start with the university professor)
Respecting the rights of the medical community and their patients (invasion of Chula hospital)
Avoiding physical attacks (well.... there have been so many.....take your pick!)
Avoiding physical and verbal threats (lets start with the PM and his deputy and you can take it from there)
Keeping you commitment to non violence (allowing known armed killers in your midst, hey just pick your favorite
photo)
Salary......you name your price, we stay in four star hotels and have plenty of money!!!

But hurry please, we're running out of time !!!!!!!!
:)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I tip my virtual hat to you sir! :cheers:
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby Ian Wensor on Sat May 08, 2010 1:24 pm

[b]'Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed' ... Maybe red shirts should consider the Australian trouble maker, Conor David Purcell whose got no passport, no money and living off handouts while involving himself in something that doesn't concern him :twisted: - He's an an embarrassment :oops: because his tirades dont reflect the views of most Australians. He's obviously capitalising on a serious situation in an endeavor to get free hand outs and I can't understand why the Thailand hasn't deported him :? however, Australians like me don't want the likes of him back- GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH :x .
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby Ian Wensor on Sun May 09, 2010 9:24 am

Dear Ahimaska - forum may 08,
Bangkok Post's forum isn't a venue for slanging matches but let me make a couple of things clear regarding my comment - :|

1/- I love Thailand, my Thai wife and the ////// and have no political objectives what so ever other than point out to both red and yellow shirts that what they're doing is counter productive to both the Kingdom's and their own well being... ... :cry:

2/ Unless farangs go to the trouble of expressing views such as mine, Thailand is bound to degenerate into a lawless country in international eyes and that will adversely effect everyone irrespective as to whether they're red, yellow, neutral or whatever ... :cry:

3/- God forbid Thailand, THE LAND OF SMILES... ever becomes known as ... THE LAND OF SNARLS. :cry:

4/- Lets all work together and pray to Lord Buddha that sanity will prevail in the not too distant future ... :cheers:
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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby Ahimsaka on Sun May 09, 2010 10:02 am

Ian Wensor wrote:Dear Ahimaska - forum may 08,
Bangkok Post's forum isn't a venue for slanging matches but let me make a couple of things clear regarding my comment - :|


Dear Ian,
It was not my intention to slang in my comments on May 08. Anyway I am sorry if it sounded like one. I was trying to lighten the mood here with a ridiculous speculation and with no intended offense to anyone in particular.

Dear moderator,
Please assist to remove my earlier comment on May 08. I am fine with it as it adds no value to this topic.

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Re: Red PR Specialist Urgently Needed

Postby Jefferson on Sun May 09, 2010 11:10 pm

Hi Ian
[quote="Ian Wensor"]Dear Ahimaska - forum may 08,
Bangkok Post's forum isn't a venue for slanging matches but let me make a couple of things clear regarding my comment - :|

1/- I love Thailand, my Thai wife and the ////// and have no political objectives what so ever other than point out to both red and yellow shirts that what they're doing is counter productive to both the Kingdom's and their own well being... ... :cry: I agree on all points.
2/ Unless farangs go to the trouble of expressing views such as mine, Thailand is bound to degenerate into a lawless country in international eyes and that will adversely effect everyone irrespective as to whether they're red, yellow, neutral or whatever ... :cry: Our opinions as falangs really do not matter at all. Thais need to solve these Thai problems.

3/- God forbid Thailand, THE LAND OF SMILES... ever becomes known as ... THE LAND OF SNARLS. :cry: Again, we agree completely.
4/- Lets all work together and pray to Lord Buddha that sanity will prevail in the not too distant future ... ]We will do better looking to ourselves to solve our problems rather than looking upwards or elsewhere.
:cheers:[/quote :cheers:
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