MOVIE REVIEW
More blood, Bella, more blood!
The cinematic saga that was Twilight grinds to a close with a whimper rather than a bang
- Published: 16 Nov 2012 at 00.00
- Newspaper section: Life
The vegan vampire Edward, pale as Pluto, lets his hand creep up the blouse buttons of his bride, Bella, recently converted by love from human to immortal blood-sucker. But lust still courses through their cold-blooded bodies, or so we mortals can only presume.
Bella: "I still remember how to undress," she says drily, as she brushes off her husband's fingers.
Edward (robotically): "But I can do it better than you."
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