Before we get started, I wanted to pre-emptively apologise to my readers for the times I'll be forced to use the phrase "Girly Berry" in this article. What the heck is a "girly berry" anyway? Is it an effeminate fruit that gets laughed at by all the other crops because it likes to wear frilly dresses and make-up? A type of produce that's overly emotional? A berry that only goes to the bathroom with all its other berry-friends?
It's really not my fault that I have to type "Girly Berry" more times than I ever cared to in my life, because it's actually the unfortunate name of a K-pop-wannabe Thai girl band. One member of the pop group recently made headlines because it was discovered she's the first Thai celebrity to have any real talent!
Hahaha, just kidding. She made it into the news for confirming every negative perception about entitled buffoons who think the law doesn't apply to them.
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