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Are you Thai? 11 ways to tell

A few weeks ago I wrote an article for this newspaper titled "How to Tell Whether You're a Farang". I got so many Tweets suggesting that I write a follow-up to even things out that I felt obligated to pen a simple test for those Thais attempting to become farang, and to determine whether they have indeed made that transformation successfully. So here's my simple test, for what it's worth.

• You're Thai if you still can't tell the difference between a heated argument and a free and honest debate. In Thai society, to question the judgement of someone in authority - be that a boss, a teacher or even a father - can be construed as an act tantamount to mutiny. Therefore, it's rather sad that in our culture, a valid statement is determined more by who said it, rather than the merits and reasoning behind what was actually said.

• You're Thai if you're a Sunday driver even on weekdays. Thai motorists are infamous for inventing their own secret traffic code, and all foreigners need to get to to grips with this quickly or else life on the roads will be a nightmare. In any other country, flashing your headlights would signal giving way for the other car to pass. But in Thailand flashing headlights is equivalent to a rattlesnake shaking its tail; it means don't make a move or I'll run you over.

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Your comments

  • Discussion 46 : 25 Dec 2012 at 21.1246

    You are a certain kind of Thai if you eat on the floor and sleep on the table...

  • Discussion 45 : 25 Dec 2012 at 21.0745

    You are Thai when floating lanterns are allowed to rise close to airport runways as I am now witnessing at Chiang Rai. Talk about accidents waiting to happen.

  • Discussion 44 : 25 Dec 2012 at 21.0244

    Sorry, I can't help but thinking that Ploy Donut is a character made up by someone with a questionable sense of humour. Or maybe a great sense of humour.

  • Discussion 43 : 25 Dec 2012 at 20.0943

    I am the real Thai because I love all the animal, and I dressing up my cat and puppy in nice clothes.

  • Discussion 42 : 25 Dec 2012 at 17.3542

    I applaud the BP for having the cojones to post all of these comments, that are pretty downgrading to the country and its people. Some comments are, in my opinion, way over the top. but I suppose the article was meant to stir up these sentiments with foreigners. A great job, good for a good laugh. Thanks. Next item: We falang all live here, because....

  • Discussion 41 : 25 Dec 2012 at 17.3041

    you forgot one more thing, if you are thai, it is ok to pass a red light

  • Discussion 40 : 25 Dec 2012 at 17.2640

    You are Thai if you can sleep anytime anywhere.
    You are Thai if you slept and woke up, and in great need to eat.
    You are Thai if you eat and feel sleepy.

  • Discussion 39 : 25 Dec 2012 at 17.1939

    @Ploy Donut, D10,

    You are a product of relentless brainwashing at Thai schools. Luckily Thai schools don't always succeed, otherwise you would't be able to send comments to a newspaper like the BP.

  • Discussion 38 : 25 Dec 2012 at 16.2438

    You're Thai if your immediate response to any thoughtful or evidence based opinion is terror because "that must be illegal. Shut up!"

  • Discussion 37 : 25 Dec 2012 at 14.4237

    You're a thai if the first thing that comes when approach by a cop is pull out your wallet. Oh how I love Thailand.

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