In Greek mythology, Narcissus was a hunter from Thespiae who was renowned for his beauty. He was so fine and fabulous because, after all, he was the offspring of a river god and a nymph. This also means he had a god-like complex and made love like a bunny.
Narcissus was also quite the diva. He disdained those who adored him and thumbed his nose at those who did not appreciate him. He was simply too cool for school.
One day Narcissus was sitting by a pool, no doubt combing his hair and singing sweet melodies along with the birds and bees. By chance or by treachery of some scorned deity, he happened upon his own reflection in the pool and gasped, "By Zeus, I put the izzle in the shizzle!" For those unfamiliar with urban hip hop lingo, it means "By Jesus, I put the -some in handsome!" Instantly he fell in love with himself, even more so than before.
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