'Twas the day before Songkran and all through the nation,
Office workers were counting down the minutes till their vacation.
They procrastinated on Facebook instead of filling out a spreadsheet,
Posting lame weather statuses like "Good golly, what's with this heat?"
Others were packing their trucks to the brim and getting ready to jet,
Going to visit their families in provinces like Si Sa Ket or Roi Et.
They'll be driving out of Bangkok to celebrate the Thai New Year,
It's one of the only times when the capital's roads are actually clear.
But with traffic missing a medley of other sights emerge in the streets,
One being unfortunate girls wearing white tees that expose their teats.
The smarter ones will cover up with colourful floral Songkran shirts,
Marking another year of debauchery and powder-smearing perverts.