Send me gifts of Line stickers. Brown, Cony, Mickey, Monsters University, Kerokerokeroppi, whatever - faster, before the tech-savvy Thai police spoil the party and shut the chat down.
And please, if you're beaming me photos, make sure they're not photo-shopped (or chopped) and don't feature national parks or heads of state in any allegorical manner. Do that, and a special task force from the Department of Special Investigation (DSI), which is extremely busy catching horny monks and imaginary rhinos, might slap a terrorism charge against us all.
Yes, the jokes are exaggerated. But so are our police officers' "initiatives".