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Stripper heels can be the most dangerous weapon of all
What is the Bangkok Metropolitan Administration (BMA) doing to ease traffic congestion in the city?
A)Fining motorists who could have used public transportation to get to their destination.
B)Giving traffic police free Starbucks for life so they can be awake to do their job.
C)Installing new traffic lights that perpetually display the colour green.
D)Offering bicycle rental services at BTS and MRT stations. The aim is to allow people to cycle between areas that aren't adequately served by rail systems. Bikes can be rented and returned at various checkpoints, and they will be equipped with electronic devices and a GPS tracking system. The first two rental points will be set up at Henri Dunant Road and Chamchuri Square, with eight bicycles each, on Oct 22. Not a bad plan at all and kudos to the BMA! Now, can you please prevent flooding so we can actually ride the bikes?
How can you use the features found on Facebook to make you feel more connected to real life?
A)By telling every hot person you see that you're going to "poke" them.
B)By only having conversations based on your friends' status updates.
C)By using "it's complicated" as an excuse to cheat.
D)By wearing the "Like-A-Hug" jacket. Described as a "wearable social media vest", this jacket inflates to mimic the sensation of a hug every time the wearer receives a "like" on Facebook. Although it's not actually available for sale, the vest was designed as a project by MIT student Melissa Kit Chow. Her website states: "The vest [allows] us to feel the warmth, encouragement, support, or love that we feel when we receive hugs [and bring us closer despite physical distance]. Hugs can also be sent back to the original sender by squeezing the vest and deflating it."
Why is a Pennsylvania man suing the Penthouse Club strip joint in Port Richmond?
A)Because all the dancers wore granny panties.
B)Because one of the stripper's was his former teacher.
C)Because no one flirted with him.
D)Because a rough pole dance caused him to have a ruptured bladder. Patrick Gallagher had attended the strip club for his bachelor party in 2010, and was invited to lie on stage as one dancer shimmied up the pole. Unfortunately, the stripper launched herself down on his abdomen at great force, causing internal bleeding and the burst bladder. The lawsuit accuses the club of negligence and seeks at least $50,000 (B1.53 million) for medical costs, pain, humiliation and mental anguish. Guess it wasn't much of a happy ending...
About the author
- Writer: Sumati Sivasiamphai
Position: Guru Editor