Your horoscope for Dec 2-8
Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⛹) is for work, (฿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⛹) You're a quick thinker and know how to deal with toxic colleagues. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. If you're a senior, someone is gunning for your position.
(฿) If you're waiting for compensation or insurance coverage, it'll arrive as expected. You manage to stay financially disciplined next week.
(♥) Couples may have a lengthy argument. Their plan to get engaged or wedded may have to be postponed through no fault of their own.
(⚤) If you're trying to compete for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race. If you're seeing no one, you may meet a hottie who seems to be a total opposite from you.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⛹) An opportunity to have an eye-opening experience or expand your business connection is in the cards. Regardless of where you work from, you communicate well with colleagues. You meet all deadlines. You may overspend on travelling and parties.
(฿) You're very likely to go overbudget on your Christmas and New Year celebrations. If you do volunteer works occasionally, good karma repays with you with an opportunity.
(♥) Couples may decide to visit a new place together this weekend. Don't be too adventurous in the bed, if you don't want to tell a doctor how you injured yourself during sexy time.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you're likely to succeed. If you're seeing no one, get out more and don't be a homebody.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⛹) You become more creative and productive next week. You're gifted at explaining difficult stuff with easy-to-understand language. An setback you foresee happens but you already have a plan B to deal with it.
(฿) Beware of a really persuasive shop assistant. S/he is really good at her/his job but at the expense of your wallet. Fomo may cause you to buy something you don't need.
(♥) You two put down your phones to really spend time together or connect on a deeper level. Your sexy time also improves in quantity and quality.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone online, you may have a first date with them very soon. If you're seeing no one right now, you may experience love at first sight/swipe.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⛹) If you're stuck in an unpleasant situation, you'll finally be able to get out of it. You may have to work on the go but you prove to be as effective as you work at the office. Important file or document arrive as expected.
(฿) The festive season means more parties, vacations and gifts. If you really want to celebrate (after two years of surviving), forget your saving goal for now. Yolo, amiright?
(♥) Couples may decide to have a romantic glamping together. Somewhere colder than Bangkok definitely. A dream they share may come true before Christmas.
(⚤) Don't be too flirtatious or eager with someone you fancy. You don't want to come across as creepy or awkward. Keep your hands to yourself.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⛹) Your team may become smaller, resulting in heavier workloads for the remaining members. If you work for the government, you may feel like you're demoted after some of your power and perks are taken away.
(฿) You may pay good money for a session with your life coach. If you have an unoccupied land, beware of squatters. You debtor avoids you like a plague.
(♥) Your partner becomes moody for no reason next week. They may even throw a tantrum. Something may be bothering them. Find the right time to ask them to open up.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone on the DL, you may ask if you want to move in with them or marry them one day. It feels waay too early and they like you waaay more than you like them.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⛹) If you have to travel for work, don't bring along a lot of stuff as you may lose something. You meet all deadlines with no problems. Jobseekers may be unexpectedly offered a job abroad.
(฿) The payment you're expecting will arrive as expected. You may gain a new passive income or a side hustle. If you put a pre-loved item up for sale, you'll receive buying offers in no time.
(♥) Miscommunication and misunderstanding are on the cards for couples. Your partner may be unreasonably jealous because of a close friendship you have with someone.
(⚤) Someone you're getting to know may lie about being single. If you're seeing no one, you may realise you're more sexually fluid than you think after meeting someone whom you never think to be attracted to.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⛹) Although you may have to work on the go most of next week, you know your priorities well and proves to still be as effective as when you work in the office, if not more. You may gain a deeper insight into the ecosystem of your industry and that inspires you.
(฿) You may be offered an "opium" job so keep it on the hush when you're with colleagues. Even the friendly ones. You may win a scholarship or a research grant.
(♥) Lovers bicker and banter in moderation. Romantic moments are on the cards. Unmarried couples may be nudged to tie the knot by their respective parents.
(⚤) If you're planning to ask someone out on a date, s/he is likely to say yes. If you're trying a new dating app, you may meet your match in no time.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⛹) A mistake a former colleague swept under the rug resurfaces. You'll be the one who have to clean it up. You meet all important deadlines. Business owners may decide to downsize their operations.
(฿) Although you make a lot of money now, your income may shrink in near future. You debtor disappear from your online life and real life. If a vacation is coming up, don't bring along a lot of accessories.
(♥) Your relationship is drama-free next week. If you're married, you'll get to spend quality time with your spouse and kid(s). Your passion for one another may get reignited.
(⚤) Your FWB wants to be your official love and you also want to be theirs. If you're inexperienced in love and dating, you may experience a love at first sight/swipe.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⛹) Regardless of where you work from, you are more creative and proactive next week. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. If you work for the government, be extra careful not to reveal confidential information.
(฿) If you're struggling repaying debts, help is on the way. If you put something expensive up for sale months ago, you'll finally meet a serious buyer.
(♥) Couples share both romantic and silly moments next week. Unmarried couples talk about getting married or building their future together.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, s/he is likely to take you back. It may even feel like you two have never broken up in the first place.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⛹) You become more creative and proactive next week. You can think things through more quickly. You know not to let the expectations that others have of you overwhelm you. You deliver what you promised.
(฿) You may exceed your income goal and gain a new source of income. A windfall is on the cards for you. You control your spending well and keep up with your savings goals.
(♥) Couples learn to put down their smartphones so they can really give each other their undivided attention. They may introduce adult toys and costumes into the boudoir.
(⚤) You may fall for someone whom your friend also has a crush on. If s/he later chooses you, your friend will be adult about it and your friendship remains intact.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⛹) Brace yourself for an unexpected situation. Your supervisor or client may ask you to revise something at the last minute. Someone may fail to keep their promise or stab you in the back, figuratively speaking.
(฿) During this festive season, you're likely to spend more money. Everyone does but you may do it much more than the other signs. You pay for necessities first before you splurge.
(♥) Spouses may have a big argument over money management. Unmarried couples may discuss their plans to move in together first or get married right away.
(⚤) If you're trying to turn a situationship into a relationship, you may realise that this wish may never come true. If you want something more official, you should move on.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⛹) You know what needs to get done first and what can wait. You and your colleagues communicate really well and your team delivers in terms of productivity and quality. You're able to convince a decision-maker to take action based on your suggestion.
(฿) You make a lot of money and stay financially disciplined next week. Those who work in e-commerce will be able to use real-time marketing to their advantage.
(♥) Couples understand each other more easily and highly trust one another. Their wedding or honeymoon plan will transpire smoothly and romantically.
(⚤) If you're planning to ask someone out on a date, they are likely to say yes. If you're seeing no one, you should go out or join more social events.