Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You communicate well with everyone you work with. If you're a leader, you're as clear as you can be and no miscommunication will be caused by you. Your relationship with someone higher on the office rank improves. You maintain a good work-life balance.
(₿) If you've been waiting for insurance coverage, compensation or overdue freelance pay, it'll finally arrive. Investors and speculators may get to reap higher-than-expected returns.
(♥) Unmarried couples may have to hasten their wedding plans due to a mistimed pregnancy. It occurs earlier than planned but is not unwanted, you see. Married couples highly trust each other.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you'll have a great date with your ex. If you're seeing no one, you may unexpectedly fall for someone your friend or relative matches you up with.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You work smarter and deal with immediate issues quicker. You have no problems meeting deadlines for solo or group tasks. Job seekers, you may be offered a post that requires you to move abroad.
(₿) You manage to stay financially disciplined throughout the next week. You buy stuff you like and have no regret later. Investors reap good returns from their well-diversified portfolios.
(♥) Couples continue to be each other's source of support and inspiration. Couples in LDR may get to reunite sooner than expected. Unmarried couples try to decide whether to wed right away or cohabitate first.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, you are so enamoured of them and vice versa. You two may decide to go Facebook official about your relationship soon.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You may get dragged into office drama and be forced to pick a side even when you want to stay Swiss. Brace yourself for a heavier-than-expected workload. However, you're likely to stay calm and collected at work throughout the next week.
(₿) You may earn extra income for a freelance job or two. Someone who promised to pay you back keeps their word. Investors generate modest returns from their portfolios. Because of a cleverly disguised Ponzi scheme.
(♥) You and your partner argue a lot more often. You two should consider spending time apart until things calm down. If not, you two may break up for real.
(⚤) Your FWB prefers to keep the same arrangement with you even though you want something more official and meaningful. They can either accept the same conditions or simply walk away.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) A technical error may happen in your workplace. You may have to perform a few tasks outside your job description. You may have to resort to a plan B after a troublemaker shows their true colours. Someone may accuse you of minor wrongdoing.
(₿) If you're in the process of selling a property, your buyer may back off at the last minute. You aren't so surprised as you had a hunch about this. Beware of scammers and suspicious SMS messages.
(♥) Your friends tell you that your partner praises and gushes about you behind your back. You're also very fond and proud of them and want to show them off to more friends and relatives.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to emerge victorious in this love race. If you're seeing someone but keep it on a low profile, you two become infatuated with one another.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Your first attempt at presentation or pitching may not be warmly received. Someone may point out flaws or inaccuracies that you're unaware of. If you run your family business, don't let strained personal relationships affect your decision-making.
(₿) Your income may shrink a little so make sure you pay for the necessities first before spending for leisure. Your debtor may disappear from your life. The value of one of your investments may plummet.
(♥) Don't bring up an issue you know that you two won't be able to agree on unless you want to ruin the weekend vibe. Couples in LDR may feel like keeping this relationship requires too much work but don't want to be the one who says it first.
(⚤) If you're thinking about rekindling an old flame, your ex doesn't even want to keep you as a friend. If you're trying to turn a friend into a boy/girlfriend, s/he prefers to stay the same.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You know how to work smart and see challenges as opportunities to show what you're made of. You deliver in terms of productivity and satisfy your supervisor. If you're already on a managerial level, you may be given an even more powerful post.
(₿) You spend considerably less on things and entertainment. There's no item that catches your eye lately. What you lost and already forgot about may be returned to you.
(♥) Couples know when to give each other personal space and time. They communicate with each other better and know when to stop arguing before it turns into a fight.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone online, there seems to be an air of doubt and uncertainty between you two. One of you may not feel confident enough to meet IRL.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) A big issue someone else swept under the rug may come out. An intense meeting during which someone has an angry outburst is on the cards. Brace yourself for a heavier workload and drama that you didn't cause.
(₿) You may be offered a freelance job that needs to be finished as soon as possible. Someone who promised to pay you back keeps their word. You may unsubscribe to a streaming service you rarely use.
(♥) Couples communicate with each other much better. New parents may discuss having baby number two. Lovers may discover a new hobby that they both enjoy.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you may spend a night at your ex's, euphemistically Netflixing and chilling. The sexual chemistry between you two never goes away.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You have no problems finishing solo tasks but finishing group tasks is a different story. A colleague or two doesn't pull their weight and they don't seem to care. Working with other people causes you stress and a bad mood but you won't yell at anyone.
(₿) Read the fine print before putting your name on any important documents. Don't buy stuff from unofficial sellers especially those who claim to sell originals at a much lower price.
(♥) You disagree with your partner more often next week. They easily become upset by what you said. Don't threaten to break-up as you two may end up breaking up for real.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, someone may send you a private message to tell you that they're already taken and to back off. Withdraw now or risk a big drama later.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) If you're experiencing a creative block or stuck in a difficult situation, it'll go away soon. You'll become more creative and be able to get things done more quickly. Colleagues clearly understand what you need from them and by when.
(₿) Financial negotiation will end in your favour. You have no problem sticking to your spending and savings plans. No scammers or suspicious SMS can fool you.
(♥) Couples who share a wallet agree to buy something big that they both approve of. If you're trying to win parental approval for your relationship, your effort finally pays off.
(⚤) Whether you're trying to rekindle an old flame or turning a friend into a lover, you're likely to succeed. If you're seeing no one, you may experience love at first sight/swipe.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You manage time, priorities and expectations well. Several tasks will be finished before their deadlines. You'll do well in an upcoming presentation, pitching or negotiation. A win-win situation is on the cards.
(₿) You spend more money on online entertainment, subscribing to another streaming service or an Only Fans creator. You may be told about a legit money-making opportunity at a social function.
(♥) Your partner may grill you about your friend who acts very friendly with you even though there's nothing between you and the friend. Your partner will later realise that they're wrong.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you may discover that you're not the only one they're talking to and you're not even their first choice. Cut your losses now or risk a heartbreak later.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You become more intuitive, proactive and productive next week. You'll make the right decision at the right time and deliver what you promised, earning trust and respect from colleagues and clients. You may be asked to lead a team. Don't get cold feet.
(₿) Someone close to you agrees to lend you money without interest or you may gain a new income source. Investors and speculators rake in handsome returns.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time as a couple and when as individuals. Having some personal space and time makes you two miss each other more. You may meet someone new whom you quite fancy but you don't act on your feelings. Not yet anyway.
(⚤) You currently are on friendly terms with your ex and spend time together as friends. If you really want them back, you'll just have to wait as the ball is in their court.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A creative block is on the cards. You may find yourself stuck in a difficult situation but help is on the way so hang in there. You may have to pass a half-done task on to someone else in order to attend to something more important.
(₿) Online sellers make a lot of revenue by being diligent and sincere in answering customers' questions and advising them. Be careful if you have to travel by boat as you may drop an accessory into the water.
(♥) Couples learn to stop arguing before it turns into a fight. They continue to be each other's sources of support and wisdom. Their honeymoon plan will transpire smoothly.
(⚤) If you're seeing someone, you may introduce them to your parents and vice versa. Parental approval is important to you both before going public about your relationship. You're more conservative than you think.