Your horoscope for Mar 31 - Apr 6
Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You'll finally be able to get out of a difficult situation. You become more creative, proactive and productive next week. You may have to pass a task you're halfway through onto an office junior to attend to something more important.
(₿) A financial negotiation ends in a win-win situation. Investors reap a lot of returns from their well-managed portfolios. You can spot scammers and swindlers from a mile away.
(♥) If you share the wallet with your spouse, you manage to convince them to agree to buy something that's more for you than them. Trying couples become expecting couples.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, you realise you like them more and more and they seem to like you more and more too. You two may not become an item next week but soon.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Don't trust a verbal promise as anyone can go back on their word. No matter how careful you think you are, there may still be a mistake. If you co-own a business with someone, you may have a fight with a co-owner so serious that you two can't be in the same room.
(₿) You may gain a side hustle or receive a money-making opportunity from someone older. A windfall may fall into your lap. Don't shop too much right now if you plan to celebrate Songkran.
(♥) Your partner tries to be a mediator between you and their family member that you don't get along with. Couples put more effort and time into their sexy time.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, the moment you realise that you fall for them and vice versa is on the cards. If you're seeing no one, someone may slide into your DMs.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You have to travel for work more next week. You'll meet impressive and inspirational people along the way. They change the way you think about your career in a positive way and you become enthusiastic about work again.
(₿) You spend money within budget and keep up with your savings goal. You feel like you've levelled up as a finance wizard for having both active and passive incomes for the first time. Investors shouldn't let FOMO dictate their decision.
(♥) Couples try to see things from the other's POV instead of claiming to be the one with the better/right POV. Unmarried couples may bring up their plan to wed in front of their parents.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race but your competition will put up a good fight. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you may lose your ex as a friend instead.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Being sociable is a big part of your work next week as you'll have to meet new people and exchange business cards with them. If you consider yourself an introvert, you realise you can be a people person when you have to.
(₿) You can persuade people to buy your products or services with less effort and time. Salary earners may be offered a freelance job or two. Investors reap higher-than-expected returns.
(♥) Couples talk about everything. They can totally be themselves when they are around each other. They put more effort and time into their sexy time.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you may have a romantic moment with your ex. You two may officially get back together next week.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You become more creative and proactive next week. You communicate with colleagues and clients well. Important documents arrive as expected. You can finish several tasks before their deadlines.
(₿) You may receive an expensive gift or your share of an inheritance. What you lost will be found. You treat yourself to a few nice things while being on track with your savings goal.
(♥) Your relationship is smooth and positive. You two encourage each other with good energy and encouragement. Some couples can be competitive with each other but you two sure aren't.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, you finally give up to pursue someone who you recently met. If you're available, you may experience love at first sight/swipe.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Your supervisor may offer you an opportunity to show off your skills so don't get cold feet. You can foresee a problem and adjust your plan accordingly. You may attain a new benchmark that inspires colleagues to strive for more.
(₿) You spend more money to attend parties and on entertainment. A money-making opportunity may present itself at a party. If you have debt, you keep up with the repayment schedule with no problems.
(♥) A member of your partner's family doesn't get along with you and your partner takes their side. You feel underappreciated by your partner. Do you want to be with someone who undervalues you?
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, you finally realise that you've been friend-zoned from the get-go. If you have a FWB, you realise you two can't be more than that.
Sep 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You'll finally put the finishing touches to a big project that you've been working on for months. The finishing line is in your sight. You become more proactive and productive next week. Your supervisor may entrust you with an important project.
(₿) You feel proud and secure from having passive and active incomes. However, don't flex too much and end up spending more. Investors may acquire another money-generating asset.
(♥) Couples may get discover a new activity that they both enjoy. They become more experimental and adventurous during their sexy time. Unmarried couples decide to tie the knot.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, you two become increasingly infatuated with each other and may go Facebook official soon. If you're seeing no one, your crush become available now. Yolo.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You may face a new problem that feels familiar to you. You learned from your past and can deal with issues better than you did before. In Britney's wise words, "Now I'm strong than yesterday." You may receive an award or some form of recognition for your hard work.
(₿) You may receive a small extra income from an unexpected source. If you're a rice-winner, stay thrifty as you may have to pay for something you don't see coming. Your debtor disappears from your real and online life.
(♥) Couples are angry with each other because of a misunderstanding but they'll get to clear things up before the next week ends. If you're travelling far to join your partner, you may lose a valuable on the way.
(⚤) Someone you're chatting with may introduce you as their boy/girlfriend to their friends without telling you first. It may feel a bit awkward at first.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) An opportunity to learn new skills is on the cards. You may gain a deeper understanding of the ecosystem of the industry that you're in. You can manage your energy, time and priorities better. The unemployed may be offered a job but they'll have to relocate for it.
(₿) You may decide to buy stuff because of Yolo. If you're not careful, you won't have enough left to celebrate Songkran. Your friend or relative may ask if you can lend them money.
(♥) Couples get to spend alone time together more. A trip to a new place is on the cards. They communicate with each other better and understand one another more.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex may agree to take you back. You two immediately click and gel as if you two never broke up.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You may be assigned the role of mediator in the office whether you like it or not. Some colleagues may think of you as untrustworthy though. You may be given more power and bigger pay. Managers, you delegate, not micromanage.
(₿) Whether you're trying to sell or rent out your property, success awaits you. A windfall may fall into your lap. You manage your income and expense well. You may pay off a debt.
(♥) Long-time couples argue over money. They disagree on the scale of their wedding or how much they should pay for a home. Don't be too experimental in the bedroom if you're of a certain age.
(⚤) If you're seeing no one, you may meet someone who's very physically attractive to you. However, you have a hunch that your parents won't approve of them.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) A project that you expect to finish soon may get put on hold. You may have to perform tasks that aren't in your job description. If you work for the govt, you may be reassigned to a post that feels like you're being punished.
(₿) Stay thrifty for now, or you may not have enough money to celebrate Songkran. Your income shrinks. If you have to travel by boat, don't accessorise too much because you may drop something in the water.
(♥) Faithful couples continue to be each other's sources of support and wisdom. They get to spend quality time together this weekend. If you're two-timing, you may get caught in the act.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, they make it clear that they think of you strictly as a friend. However, you'll get over this rejection before Songkran.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A meeting outside your office or a networking event is on the cards. You'll get to exchange business cards with many people. You meet all deadlines whether it's for solo or group tasks. You add the finishing touches to a big project.
(₿) Your hobby can be your new income if you're really good at it. You may buy something on a whim and regret it later. Collectors, someone may try to pass grade-A counterfeit as original.
(♥) Romantic and fun moments await couples who try out new activities or visit new places this weekend. New parents may decide to have another baby.
(⚤) Your FWB doesn't want to be your boy/girlfriend. You'll have to choose whether to keep the same arrangement with them or simply walk away.