Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Brace yourself for bad news. You have to work longer hours and you'll get to do things outside your comfort zone. You may gain a new mindset on life and work and discover your true calling.
(₿) Don't let Fomo or fake news influence your investment decision. Stay thrifty as you may have to pay for something you don't see coming. Someone younger may steal from you.
(♥) Spouses argue on how to manage their wealth and control household expenses. If your wedding is coming soon, you may experience cold feet.
(⚤) You prefer staying single for now because you love your freedom. However, this doesn't mean you don't get any action.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Your main job and side hustle keep you busy. You can't maintain a work-life balance but rake in a lot of income. Someone whom you suspect to be a troublemaker will prove you right.
(₿) You may achieve your savings goal for 2023. Don't sign on to be a guarantor for someone no matter how close s/he is to you. Be more mindful of your new smartphone.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend downtime together due to heavy workloads and more family responsibilities. There may be moments when your partner shows how much they love you.
(⚤) Your hobby, work and/or study consume most of your time. Love is of lower priority. Someone you've been chatting with may suddenly ghost you.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) No matter how careful you think you are, miscommunication and misunderstanding between colleagues can still happen. You may not be able to accomplish all that you set out to do next week despite your best.
(₿) Money comes and goes. You may use a small portion of your New Year celebration budget to buy something. You may also go over budget with Father's Day celebration.
(♥) You may tell your partner a white lie to keep your relationship smooth and peaceful. An acquaintance may show romantic interest in you.
(⚤) A hook-up with someone you meet through a dating app is on the cards. It won't turn into a FWB situation.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Someone whom you suspect to be a hater or troublemaker proves you right. However, you already know how to deal with/avoid them. A solution may come to you when you stop obsessing over an issue.
(₿) You may exceed your income goal. Whether you're trying to sell your property or someone else's, you'll soon meet a serious buyer. You may receive a gift or prize unexpectedly.
(♥) Any lingering issue or tension in your relationship will be resolved. A fun date night is on the cards and you two get to let your hair down.
(⚤) You may meet someone you would like to countdown to 2024 with. However, you'll quickly realise that s/he has several admirers and you'll have to fight for her/his attention.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You keep yourself up to date with technology and online tools that can benefit your work and use them to your advantage. You become more proactive and productive and better at multitasking.
(₿) Someone may tell you a legit sob story to convince you to lend them money. Be mindful of your new phone. You may lose it or someone steal it from you.
(♥) Couples brainstorm for a way to overcome a difficult situation in their relationship. They grow closer after surviving difficulties together. Don't be too experimental in bed or else you may injure yourself.
(⚤) A close friend or cousin plays Cupid and someone they think you'll like. Unfortunately, they're wrong.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Your workload may unexpectedly become heavier. You may have to work longer hours and face more challenges next week. You may not go through the next round of the competition but you'll learn something valuable.
(₿) You're likely to receive an unexpected gift. Investors should beware of Fomo and fake news. You treat yourself to a few nice things and regret none of it.
(♥) Couples may argue over petty stuff. You don't like that your partner remains on friendly terms with their ex. Soon-to-be-mothers should avoid exotic cuisines.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you're laser-focused on work and/or study that you don't have time to find a date. If you want to develop a relationship with your FWB, they would say no.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) An opportunity to show off your skills is on the cards. You deliver in terms of productivity and quality, impressing your supervisors. Those in between jobs may receive an interesting offer but they'll have to relocate for it.
(₿) If you're embroiled in a conflict over assets, what should be yours will be yours. Justice will prevail. If you have more than one debt, you'll pay off at least one.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time together and when to spend time apart. Unmarried couples map out their plan to wed next year.
(⚤) You may get to go on the first date with someone you really like. If you're chatting with someone, they seem eager to claim you and introduce you as theirs to their friends.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You communicate with everyone you have to deal with for work effectively and professionally. A conflict may become an opportunity to understand things from another POV. Your ad campaign may go viral.
(₿) The more money you make, the more you spend. Your financial stability pretty much remains the same. Make sure you're rich, not look rich.
(♥) Couples are each other's source of support, encouragement and inspiration. Soon-to-be-parents can expect a smooth childbirth and tonnes of gifts from friends and family.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may experience love at first sight/swipe. If you are, you two may decide to go Facebook official.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Regardless of where you work from, you become much more creative and proactive next week. You may outdo yourself and make a new personal benchmark. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines.
(₿) Investors may reap higher-than-expected returns. You may buy something expensive without much thought as a New Year gift to yourself. You may find what you lost.
(♥) You two respect each other's privacy. If your wedding or honeymoon is coming up, it'll transpire smoothly. Your partner may plan a surprise for you.
(⚤) Holiday romance is on the cards with someone from another country. Whether it would later turn into something long-lasting remains to be seen.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You manage your priorities well and use the right tools and technology to assist your work. You have no problems meeting deadlines. If you're looking to change jobs, an opportunity to do so arrives.
(₿) Money comes and goes. You may celebrate Xmas and New Year early with a shopping spree. If you want to enjoy something, you want it now, not when you're older and frail.
(♥) Your relationship is like a rollercoaster with highs and lows. You two love hard but also fight hard. You two may realise that it's not destiny that brought you two together, but karma.
(⚤) You and your friend may fancy the same person. You may decide to let your friend approach them first but you're still more likely to end up with them.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) A colleague tells half the truth or forgets to tell you crucial info. This results in more challenges that you have to face and longer work hours. Someone may try to steal your idea and claim that they came up with it first.
(₿) You make enough money to cover all your necessities. If you lend a friend money, you may lose both money and friendship. You have zero luck when it comes to games of chance.
(♥) You may discover a big secret about your partner or catch them lying about something serious. You decide to keep quiet about it, for now, but can't hold it in forever.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex makes it clear that you're a stranger to them. Ouch.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) You remain highly motivated and creative next week. You're gifted with the ability to explain complicated stuff with easy-to-understand language. You communicate with your coworkers and higher-ups well.
(₿) You collect income from passive and active sources. A financial negotiation is likely to be concluded the way you wish it to be. You manage your income well and keep your spending in check.
(♥) A difficult situation puts your love to a test. You two will become closer emotionally as a result. Don't be too experimental in the bedroom as a minor injury may happen.
(⚤) If you've been chatting with someone, their official love, whom you're unaware of, may slide into your DMs to tell you to back the eff off. Yep, you've been had.