Horror stories for those with short attention spans

Horror stories for those with short attention spans

Halloween is rearing its scary head. To celebrate the unholy night and help you get into a spooky mood, I've compiled 13 two-sentence Thai horror stories for your entertainment and horror. Why 13? Because it's Halloween. Read them during the witching hour, if you dare. Some require knowledge of Thai culture. g

1. My friend invites me to play hide-and-seek at his house.
I opened a wardrobe to hide in it but find his body laying there instead.

2. I bought a ranat (Thai xylophone) to practice at home several days ago.
My son, out of the blue, said, "You aren't playing it right, dad. And you upset the uncle who came with it."

3. I was driving my car alone at 2am.
Suddenly, a disembodied voice told me, "Please buy a convertible next time. It's hard for me to sit on your shoulders."

4. A taxi driver: You want to go to this temple? No, sorry. I have to return the car soon.
Man: Please. The monks are chanting at my funeral right now.

5. I woke up in the middle of the night to breastfeed my baby. She sucked my breast harder than usual.
My husband woke up and asked, "Why are you holding our baby's doll?"

6. Rescue workers receive a call urging them to retrieve a body found in a forest.
When they arrive, they find the corpse and in his hand was a mobile phone showing their number as his last call.

7. I woke up in the middle of the night after hearing a knocking sound.
I turned to the window to find out what caused it. But the knocking sound actually came from the vanity table.

8. My fishing rod caught something very heavy.
As I was reeling the rod in, a man next to me said, "Pull it hard! I've wanted to get out of this pond for years!"

9. My father brought his work home tonight.
He's an undertaker.

10. Congrats! Your granny must have recovered from paralysis.
I saw her climbing down a window to chase a chicken last night.

11. My father picks me up from a cram school in Siam.
On our way home, he asks, "So where do you want me to drop off your friend?"

12. My neighbour was looking in my direction from his window throughout last night.
The next morning, my mum said, "Did you know!? Our neighbour hung himself from the window bar!"

13. When I was ordained as a monk, I met a strange man during morning alms collection.
He offered to make a donation and then coughed out coins he kept in his mouth. 

P.S. These stories are originally from the Sayong Songbuntud Facebook page.

Pornchai Sereemongkonpol

Guru section Editor

Guru section Editor

Email : pornchais@bangkokpost.co.th

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