Unrequited love
"Mister. Why you come my country so much? You come my country too many times."
At a time when arrivals in Thailand have plummeted to a historic low and the impact on the economy is growing daily, I've been asked to leave Thailand and reapply for entry. The reasons behind my eviction are curious and bode poorly for a country in tough economic times.
What law am I violating?
After meeting immigration officials, it still isn't clear. On reviewing my passport stamps, I found that I entered Thailand 17 times in 2019 for a total of 171 days. Tourists can stay for 180 days on 30 days visas, or half the year. Yes, I entered more than six times, but I stayed fewer than maximum number of days, each time arriving and departing by air.
I work for a company based in Hong Kong with corporate offices in Siem Reap. My position requires frequent travel in Asia and North America for meetings, inspections and to attend conferences.
Over the past three years, whenever I have any free time in Asia, Bangkok has been my preferred landing spot -- that is, until now. Looking around the region, Thailand's immigration is years behind its neighbours in efficiency. Vietnam and Cambodia, for instance, both allow simple online processing and payment for a variety of visas. India offers e-visas for up to one year through their internet portal. In each case, payment is rendered electronically -- a small price for fast and efficient service.
On the other hand, Thailand continues to wade in "paperwork-on-arrival" for entry, and as I learned, often at the whim of inspectors. I've also learned that in order to "request consideration" for a multiple-entry visa, I must leave the country, make an appointment at a Thai embassy or consulate, submit documents and then wait, pray, hope.
Like a scene from a movie, I can't get the words or attitude of the immigration officer at Don Mueang last week out of my mind.
"Mister, why you come.. so much?"
If my accountant were with me at that moment, he likely would have answered, "Ma'am, he's here to spend money in your country."
Calculating my average daily expenditure in Thailand of between US$75 and $100 (about 2,500 and 3,100 baht) across every possible sector, he's would be right.
But the diplomat in me came forth with, "I love Thailand".
On reflection, it seems Thailand doesn't love me in quite the same way.
A frequent visitor