Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Regardless of where you work from, you remain highly motivated and proactive. You communicate with colleagues well and meet all deadlines for solo and group tasks. Whatever you try to sell, you'll be able to do so in less time and with less effort.
(₿) You manage your income and expense well. You may win a lucky draw prize or a big lottery. Don't brag too hard as someone close to you may ask for a handout.
(♥) Your relationship becomes lukewarm. Your partner simply doesn't turn you on like they used to. You may wonder if you settle with the right person.
(⚤) Your close friend or relative plays Cupid and hooks you up with someone they think you would really like. They know you too well.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) If you're stuck in a difficult situation, things will become better. A win-win situation is on the cards and you deliver in terms of productivity and quality. A big project awaits freelancers and entrepreneurs.
(₿) You may find what you lost and already forgot about. The payment you're expecting will arrive soon. Investors collect small returns from their well-managed portfolios.
(♥) Couples communicate with each other better and they find time for a heart-to-heart to resolve any lingering issues in their relationship. Spouses and cohabiting couples split house chores more fairly.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, things seem to progress smoothly and you two may go Facebook official soon. If you're seeing no one, office romance is on the cards.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Someone may break their promise or important documents may arrive late. Either case, you have to work longer hours. Don't say your idea out loud or else someone may try to claim that they came up with it first. You may discover your true calling.
(₿) You may buy something you don't plan to and fall a bit behind with your savings goal. You may have to pay a fine or a hidden fee. Collectors, someone may try to sell you a grade-A counterfeit.
(♥) Spouses argue more over how should they manage their shared wealth. However, they will compromise and arrive at an agreement. A few things may go wrong at your wedding.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, you may find out that s/he is also talking to another person. If you're seeing no one, someone who's physically your type doesn't seem to like you.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) If you're stuck in a difficult situation, you'll finally see a way out of this. A project that you've put your heart and soul into becomes a success and you shed tears of joy. If you've sent out your CVs, the company you want to work for most may contact you.
(₿) Everything you touch turns to gold. You exceed your income goals by a sizeable margin. Someone who owes you for freelance jobs you did finally pays up.
(♥) Couples try new things and positions to make their sexy time, well, sexier. If you're unmarried, your mother or your partner's mother may ask when you two will tie the knot.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone and it seems to go nowhere, it's because s/he is unsure if you're chatting with someone else at the same time.
July 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Brace yourself for petty issues and small but many tasks that you have to deal with. You manage to stay calm and work smart throughout the next week. Your team may go out to bond and celebrate a successful project.
(₿) You may incur a good debt which can generate income for you in the long run. If you already have debts, you're well aware of them and confident that have them under control.
(♥) Someone may flirt with your partner in front of you or leave flirty comments on their online posts. Your partner is faithful and you don't have anything to worry about.
(⚤) If you plan to ask someone out, they've been waiting for you to make the first move. If you're seeing no one, a night out with friends may get you a new admirer or two.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Brace yourself for a heavier workload and longer hours in the aftermath of a big office drama. If you have to travel for work, make sure you don't forget important documents. If you're a senior, someone may accuse you of a misdemeanour.
(₿) Your income may shrink a little. You throw caution to the wind and buy everything that you want. If something is so cheap, it's so for a reason and you may not want to buy it.
(♥) If you're married, disillusionment awaits you. It may get worse if you keep comparing your spouse to those of your friends. Every couple has their own s*** that they deal with.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, they seem so enamoured with you and text you more frequently. It starts to feel suffocating.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) A challenge can be your opportunity to show off your skills. Power and position that usually go to men may go to female Librans instead. A junior may join your team and they won't disappoint you.
(₿) You work hard and hardly have time to spend your money. Lifestyle inflation won't get to you just yet. Investors may acquire blue-chip stocks or assets that generate returns in the long run.
(♥) Although couples don't get to spend much time together, the strong and intimate bond between them remains intact. Their sexy time is about quality and not quantity.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, they seem eager to claim you and go Facebook official with you. There's no doubt in your mind that they really fancy you.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You're able to deliver the outcome that pleases both your higher-ups and clients. A campaign that you play a pivotal play in will become a roaring success. You are able to sell something to someone even though they don't have a real need for it.
(₿) You may exceed your income goal. If you gonna buy a designer piece, make sure it's not counterfeit. If it's pre-loved, make sure it's in the condition that's acceptable for you.
(♥) Couples continue to be each other's sources of support, happiness and inspiration. They learn to give and take in their relationship. You may try something new with your partner in the boudoir.
(⚤) The first date with someone you've chatting with online is on the cards. You two may end up sleeping together on the same evening.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Brace yourself for the bad news. Your department may get downsized and you'll have to face tougher challenges ahead. If you set a work goal for this year, you may want to readjust it, according to the new circumstances that you've found yourself in.
(₿) Stay thrifty as your income may shrink a little. Don't sign on to be a guarantor for someone or lend someone money. Either case, it won't end well for you.
(♥) Couples bicker and banter over petty stuff as a normal part of their relationship dynamics. Something or someone may inspire unmarried couples to tie the knot.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, a stranger may slide into your DMs to tell you to back off their belle/beau.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You become more creative and proactive next week. A win-win situation is on the cards and you have no problems meeting deadlines whether they're for solo or group assignments. Those in between jobs may be offered a long-term employment contract.
(₿) Those who promise to pay you keep their word. You may gain a new source of income. Investors reap huge returns for making the right decision based on their own intuition.
(♥) Couples are each other's sources of support, happiness and wisdom. They may decide to start a business together. Soon-to-be-parents can expect smooth delivery and gifts for their newborn.
(⚤) Someone may leave their partner for you, for real. If you're not seeing anyone, someone who ghosted may try to reach out and reconnect.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You're a bit of an office lone wolf. You have no problems completing tasks on your own and you don't want to deal with any petty drama that may come with working as a group. You may stay late for a few hours to complete a major task before its deadline.
(₿) You may accidentally find something you lost months ago. A small freelance job or two is on the cards. Don't say no to small amounts of money as they can add up.
(♥) Couples try to see things from each other's perspective. They may enjoy a new activity together this weekend and have a few romantic/PDA moments. They put more time and effort into their sexy time.
(⚤) You may meet someone you've chatting with online in the flesh for the first time. The date may go so well that you both want to meet again asap.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A miscommunication between you and your client or higher-up is on the cards. You may have to work longer hours as a result. You may be asked to perform a task that feels like some kind of punishment.
(₿) You're likely to shop more to reduce work-induced stress. If you go out at night, don't leave your bag or phone unattended. The payment you're expecting arrives as expected.
(♥) If you told your partner a white lie, you won't get caught and it won't matter in the grand scheme of things. Don't be too adventurous in the boudoir or you may have a minor injury.
(⚤) You're laser-focused on work and/or self-love. In RuPaul's wise words, "If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?!" And you said amen to that.