Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Brace yourself for a hectic workweek due to betrayal, deceit or sudden changes of plans. First jobbers, you may make your first big mistake and be on the verge of crying because of it. One day, you'll look back and feel grateful for it. We're sending you virtual hugs.
(₿) Don't try to impress people by spending a lot of money. Put your wants on hold and pay for your needs first. You may have to pay for something you don't see coming.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend downtime together as much as they want to. They continue to be each other source of support and wisdom.
(⚤) You're swamped with more work, family responsibilities and/or study that you don't have time to find a date. And that's not an excuse.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You may not be able to accomplish all that you set out to do due to external factors that you have no control over. You may get to collaborate with a colleague whom you've never worked with before.
(₿) You may decide to buy something on a whim and be behind your savings goal as a result. Collectors, beware of sellers who try to pass counterfeits off as reals.
(♥) Couples learn to give and take from each other more fairly. They put more effort and time into their sexy time. You two may not hit all the places you planned for your romantic getaway due to the rain.
(⚤) If you've been spending money on someone in the hope to win their heart, you may painfully learn that it doesn't work and feel used. Sorry.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You remain highly motivated and proactive next week. An opportunity to show off and shine is on the cards. However, don't rub your success on someone's face. You find it easier for you to convince someone to trust you or buy something from you.
(₿) Someone close to you may ask if you can lend them money. Overdue pay, reimbursement or compensation that you're expecting will finally arrive.
(♥) Your partner or you may be suffering from an issue that can't be solved alone. It's time for you two to put your brains together in order to tackle it. First-time parents can expect a lot of gifts from first-time grandparents, following the birth of their child.
(⚤) If you're chatting with someone, you two become so infatuated with one another and may go Facebook official about your relationship soon.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You manage your energy and workplace relationships well. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. You finally submit the last piece of a big project you've been working on for weeks.
(₿) You buy a couple of things to reward yourself but nothing too crazy. Investors may decide to go for assets that generate modest but steady returns.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time together and when to spend time alone. They stop arguing over something they know they won't ever agree on.
(⚤) You may meet someone who's older and wealthy, thanks to your Cupid friend. If you're seeing someone from a different culture, prejudice rears its ugly head.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Several meetings outside your office are to be expected. You may be asked to do something that only you can do. You may have to work longer hours but you'll be compensated for with a reward or extra pay.
(₿) If you're applying for a loan or other form of financial support, you'll be approved. What's rightfully yours will be yours. Beware of charity scammers.
(♥) Due to a life event, couples may need to discuss the possibility of keeping an LDR and it won't be easy. If you're in an LDR, you may fall for someone who's in the same time zone.
(⚤) If you're chatting with two people at the same time, your first choice may find out about it and starts to keep a distance from you.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You may need to revise a task several times or work longer hours. Brave yourself for a toxic situation at work. You become stronger than before as you learn to manage your own emotions and reactions in the face of adversities in life.
(₿) A payment that you're expecting may arrive in two halves, instead of one. Beware of scams in the guise of lucrative investments. Stay thrifty for now in case you need to pay for something that can't wait.
(♥) Couples show more TLC for one another. Newly-married couples map out their future plans together along with a time frame for their common goals.
(⚤) Someone who ghosted you may slide into your DMs. They ignored you first so there's no need for you to respond. However, if you want to be the bigger person, it's up to you.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) Being an employee comes with certain unwritten expectations. Make sure you fulfil them or you'll be told off. You are capable enough to get things done alone but also are a team player when you're assigned a group task.
(₿) Someone who promised to pay you keeps their word. You manage to stay financially disciplined throughout the next week. You have a good sense when it comes to spotting scammers.
(♥) Miscommunication and misunderstanding may happen even to the most loving couples. Those who cheat may get caught and their partner file for divorce shortly afterwards.
(⚤) You may meet someone who's your type but it seems that s/he isn't interested in you in that way. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex prefers you as a stranger. Ouch.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You become proactive and productive next week. You notice possible misunderstandings and remedy them before they can cause serious problems later. You may be considered for an internal promotion before anyone else.
(₿) You make a lot of income from several sources while a money-making opportunity awaits you. If several people financially depend on you, stay thrifty for now.
(♥) Those in LDR seem to suddenly break up but they actually have long grown apart for some time now. Due to a life event, couples may need to discuss the possibility of being in LDR.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you may lose this love race but will soon get over it. If you're chatting with someone, they may ghost you.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) You can handle office drama, gossip and mind games better. If your work involves in-depth research, you'll come across valuable stats that give an insight into your topic. If you're a manager, you may put a toxic junior in their place. Deservingly so.
(₿) It's still early in Aug but you're likely to make more money than you did in July. You manage to stick to your spending budget and keep up with your savings goal.
(♥) You sense something has changed about your partner and suspects that they may be cheating. However, you won't be able to find hard evidence right now.
(⚤) You and your friend may fall for the same person and you'll soon find out that they like your friend more than they like you.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) A technical error or late arrival of paperwork results in longer hours for you. You may have to perform tasks that are outside your job description, too. Your latest project or campaign may be off to a lukewarm start.
(₿) You enjoy retail therapy in moderation. Beware of a Ponzi scheme in the guise of investment. If the return sounds too good to be true, then it's a scam.
(♥) Trying couples become expecting couples. Your ex may come back to your life and try to reconnect with you, but definitely not as a friend.
(⚤) You ask someone out on a date and s/he says yes. S/he already likes you but has been waiting for you to make the first move.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) All kinds of issues may happen. Unexpected betrayal, deceit, lies and sudden negative changes are all possible. If you're a manager, your righthand may quit. Business owners, someone may try to start a campaign to tarnish your brand.
(₿) Someone pays you half of what they promised and the other half will be for a later date. You may have to pay for something costly that you don't see coming.
(♥) A healthy argument can strengthen your relationship so long as there's no profanity or name-calling involved. Unmarried couples may meet their wedding planner for the first time.
(⚤) If you're talking to someone, you two become increasingly crazy for each other and go public about your relationship, to the delight of friends and family.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Work takes to you new places and you have to work on the go. You know the right tool and technology to speed things up for you. If you haven't led a team before, you'll be asked to do so. Don't get cold feet.
(₿) If you put something up for sale, it'll be scooped up in no time. Your share of inheritance is on the cards but it won't get you financial freedom.
(♥) You feel like you've given up a part of yourself in order to maintain this relationship or to please your partner. You should spend more time on things that you love.
(⚤) Someone pretends to be interested in you because they want your attention, adoration and gifts, not you. Dating app users, beware of romance swindlers.