Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) A broken promise or an unexpected technical problem makes your work more challenging than it has to be. You may have to work longer hours but your colleagues will help you lessen your workload.
(₿) The payment you're expecting will arrive but it may be paid in two halves. Investors may decide to cut their losses at the right moment. A financial negotiation may not go your way.
(♥) Your relationship is getting lukewarm. You have to be more patient with your partner when you two disagree. Think twice before you say anything in the heat of the moment.
(⚤) You may meet someone who's physically your type but your chance of being in a relationship with them is slim.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) Salary earners, brace yourself for an unexpected restructure within your organisation. This may force you out of your comfort zone. You may have to work under a new boss who seems cold. If you're a boss, your righthand may submit a two-week notice.
(₿) You work so hard that you're at risk of burning out. However, the amount of income you rake in makes the tiredness go away. You become more financially disciplined and get rid of a few of your wants.
(♥) Couples may go on a day-trip this weekend. This may be an opportunity to reconnect and learn new things about each other.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may experience love at first sight/swipe. If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Your main job and side hustle consume most of your waking hours. You can't maintain a good work-life balance. However, you impress everyone with how much you can accomplish and the quality of work that you deliver.
(₿) A negotiation over money or asset ownership will go your way. Your loan application is likely to be approved. Your parents may offer a loan with zero interest to help you open a business or buy a house.
(♥) Lovers bicker and banter in moderation. A legal hurdle is on the cards for interracial couples but it won't take them long to resolve it.
(⚤) Although your main priority lies in work and/or study, that doesn't mean you don't get some action. You want to get to a place where you're happy with yourself first.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Your workload may become heavier than expected. You have to work longer hours but you'll be rewarded or compensated for. Take this as an opportunity to show your supervisor that you won't break under pressure and earn their trust and respect.
(₿) The more you make, the more you spend. You can afford a nicer lifestyle or another bag that you don't need but ask yourself if you want to look rich or be rich.
(♥) You may tell your partner an innocent lie to nip an argument in the bud. Someone may slide into your DMs even though they know you're off the market.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know someone much younger is on the cards. Although you don't see yourself going out with them, give them and yourself a chance.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You may be asked to accept a task that no one wants. Brace yourself for a possible betrayal from a colleague you're friendly with. Try not to see things in black and white and remind yourself that the only person you can trust is yourself.
(₿) A financial negotiation may reach a dead end. You may indulge in retail therapy and buy something expensive without much thought. However, you can cover all your necessities.
(♥) Couples understand each other on a deeper level. If you're struggling with something, talking to your partner about it can help ease your mind. A problem shared is a problem halved.
(⚤) You may experience love at first sight with someone and there's a sexual chemistry between you two.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You manage priorities and working relationships well. You know how to prevent a disagreement before it turns into a conflict. You have no problems meeting deadlines whether solo or group tasks.
(₿) You make more money than usual but you have to work for every extra baht that you earn. A small gift or prize may be yours. Investors rake in nice profits from their portfolios.
(♥) Couples are each other's source of support, encouragement and inspiration. Soon-to-be-parents can expect a smooth childbirth.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know someone who's physically your type is on the cards. Don't come on too strong or else they may find you inappropriate.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You may be asked to revise a task several times or to finish a task much sooner than expected. Don't get too upset by this and it's an opportunity for you to show your professionalism. Those in between jobs may be offered a part-time job.
(₿) Although you make more money, lifestyle inflation eats up most of your income. Investors should beware of fake news and Fomo or else they may make a wrong decision.
(♥) You may catch your partner lying. When you call them out on it, they may respond in a rather nasty way. If you choose to keep quiet about it, you can do so, for now.
(⚤) You meet new people but none make your heart flutter. You're in no hurry to be in a relationship. If you're trying to compete for someone's heart, brace yourself for defeat.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You keep up with the latest in tools and technology that could benefit your work and use them to your advantage. You may have to process a lot of data and information and gain valuable insights into the industry that you're in.
(₿) You may exceed your income goals and set a new personal monthly income record. You may decide to treat yourself to a nice thing or experience to celebrate this mini milestone.
(♥) Couples treat each other with the same respect whether they're in public or at home. They are also each other's source of support and wisdom. Unmarried couples have their first meeting with a wedding planner.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may catch the attention of someone who's older and richer. If you're in a situationship, it may turn into a relationship.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) A big conflict may break out in the office. A broken promise causes a ripple effect, making your job harder than it has to be. You may miss a deadline or two. A few things in your plan may go wrong.
(₿) Someone may try to con you through a clever scheme. Read any contract twice before putting your name on them. Someone may try to sell you a counterfeit.
(♥) Your partner may act possessive towards you after your friend acts too friendly. If you dislike your partner's relative, don't complain about them to your partner.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may meet someone who's physically your type. However, you'll quickly realise that s/he has several admirers.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Important paperwork and items that you're expecting arrive on time. You have no problems working by yourself or as a team member. If you have a job interview coming up, you'll make a good first impression.
(₿) You may have to pay for something you don't see coming and it'll cost you a pretty penny. If you want a loan with low-to-zero interest, ask your siblings and parents first.
(♥) Couples try to make sexy time more exciting. A happy surprise from your partner is on the cards.
(⚤) Dating app users should beware of swindlers. Don't click on any suspicious links. If you're trying to win someone's heart, your competition makes themselves known.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You become more noticeably creative and practice next week and receive praise for it. What seems difficult at first may be much easier than expected. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines and enjoy a worry-free weekend.
(₿) Someone may tell you a sob story to convince you to lend them money. Investors get to collect nice profits. If you're trying to sell a house for someone else, you'll meet a serious buyer next week.
(♥) Couples communicate with each other better and understand one another more. Any lingering tension in their relationship will be addressed.
(⚤) Your friend or cousin may set you with a blind date. They know your type and a Loy Krathong date with the person may be next.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) An irresponsible colleague may leave a mess behind. Unfortunately, you have to clean it up or else it would reflect badly on the entire team. You may miss a deadline or two. If you enter a competition, you may not be in the final round but you'll learn something valuable.
(₿) You spend more than you should. Your living expenses may be higher than expected. Someone may try to sell you a counterfeit.
(♥) Couples are each other's sources of support and wisdom. Unmarried couples may decide to move in together or get married. Don't be too experimental in the bedroom or else you risk a minor injury.
(⚤) If you ask someone on a date, s/he is likely to say yes. If you're trying to move on from an ex, you'll finally be able to. A makeover will help you feel like yourself again.