Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Your main job and side hustle take up most of your waking hours. You can't maintain a healthy work-life balance but your income jumps. Someone you suspect to be a troublemaker proves you right. However, you already have a plan to deal with them.
(₿) Freelancers, you'll receive job offers from old and new clients. You make enough money to cover your necessities and have plenty left to indulge in a few finer things.
(♥) Couples grow closer emotionally as their communication improves. Unmarried couples may decide to move in together or get married.
(⚤) Your new admirer will likely be someone from a different culture and socio-economic background. If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to emerge victorious in this love race.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You become more creative and proactive next week. You can tick off all items on your to-do list next week. A project that you've been working on for months will finally be launched and all pressure that you feel will be lifted off your shoulders.
(₿) You may receive a windfall or good news. Those who promise to repay you keep their word. A valuable item you lost a long time ago may be found or returned to you.
(♥) Peaceful and romantic moments await couples this weekend. Trying couples become expecting couples and may have to readjust their financial goal for 2024.
(⚤) Someone you meet through work seems so eager to get to know you. Someone who ghosted you may try to reconnect.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) A broken promise makes work more challenging than it has to be. You may have to perform tasks that you don't want to. Critical responses to your work may seem harsh but it points out what you're missing. Be open-minded and keep your ego in check.
(₿) You'll be paid as promised but the other half will come later. You have no luck when it comes to gambling. Your greed may cost you money.
(♥) If you dislike a member of your partner's family (especially someone older), don't let on. Blood is thicker than water. Or else your partner will dislike you, too.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know someone who's physically your type is on the cards. However, s/he has several admirers and you'll have to compete for his/her attention.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You're getting better at reading people and situations. A conflict may turn into a win-win situation. A business deal may be signed and sealed. An urgent task may arrive on your desk when you're least prepared.
(₿) Your wallet is getting thick. You may receive extra income or financial support. Investors and speculators make big profits.
(♥) Couples become busier and don't get to spend downtime together much. There will be sweet moments when you two make extra effort to show love and care for one another.
(⚤) Work and family responsibilities eat up most of your waking hours and energy so love takes a back seat. If your ex is trying to win you back, you may be painfully reminded why you two broke up in the first place.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Brace yourself for unexpected situations and broken promises. This may result in more challenges and longer working hours. You'll remain calm and collected despite this difficult phase. You'll have to use more effort and time to convince someone.
(₿) You want something expensive and you want to enjoy it now, not when you're too old. You're likely to overspend on shopping and entertainment but you regret nothing.
(♥) Be more patient when you talk with your partner. Think twice before you say something in the heat of the moment. You can say that you take back your words but the damage is already been done.
(⚤) Someone who isn't your type tries to get your attention. If you're trying to win someone's heart, your competition may show up.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) An omission of crucial info makes work harder than it has to be. However, you'll gain new insight and skills from this difficult situation. Entrepreneurs may secure a major client.
(₿) You keep spending under control and are on track with your savings goals. Any financial negotiation may arrive at a dead end. Important paperwork is missing.
(♥) Couples love and care for one another deeply. They treat each other with respect and dignity when they're at home or out in public.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know someone who's physically your type is on the cards. Don't let them treat you like you're in the palm of their hand, though. Respect is a two-way street, baby.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You may have to work harder so you can celebrate Xmas and New Year with no pending tasks. An issue caused by someone you know may get uncovered and it's also an opportunity to grow and learn from mistakes.
(₿) You spend more than you should during this festive season. Someone older in your family or circle of friends can offer you extra cash if you need it but they'll respect you less for it.
(♥) You may tell a white lie to preempt a serious fight. If you two are going abroad to celebrate Xmas and New Year, be extra mindful of your passports and belongings.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you may not win but you feel like you've given your all. If you're not seeing anyone right now, an NSA date or ONS is on the cards.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) An opportunity to show off your skills and shut your haters up is on the cards. You become more proactive and productive next week and may make a new personal work record. You may even help colleagues solve their issues.
(₿) You may be offered a freelance job or receive good news. Whether you're trying to sell your asset or someone else's, a serious buyer will contact you next week.
(♥) Couples communicate with each other better as both try to be better listeners for each other, not just hearers. Spouses may decide to try for another baby.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may experience love at first sight/swipe. You may suddenly feel hopeful about finding your soulmate.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Make copies of your work so you won't lose them in case of a technical error or cyberattack. Make sure you send your message to the right recipients to avoid awkward situations and unnecessary drama. A toxic meeting dampens your morale.
(₿) You may go on a small online shopping spree and overspend on entertainment. You may reach your savings goal later than first planned. However, you regret nothing.
(♥) Couples may argue over petty stuff. You may become jealous when your partner's close friend acts too friendly with them. You may be overreacting.
(⚤) You and your friend may fall for the same person. Your friend may realise that s/he is the second choice and give you a cold shoulder. Is a friend who's petty and passive-aggressive worth keeping?
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Your schedule is jam-packed with tasks and appointments as you try to maintain your main job and side hustle. You may gain new insights into the industry that you're in. An opportunity to make a new investment or expand your business is on the cards.
(₿) The payment that you're waiting for will arrive as promised. Higher-than-expected returns await investors. You may drop or lose your mobile phone.
(♥) You may discover your partner's dark secret but you choose to say nothing about it, for now. It doesn't bother you enough to ruin what you have.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, you may receive messages from someone who claims that they meet them first. You may meet someone who's physically your type but s/he will be a bad influence.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You receive help and support from your colleagues and higher-ups. You finish all that you set out to do next week. Whatever you're trying to sell will be done with less effort and time.
(₿) A windfall may fall into your lap. Whether you're trying to sell your asset or someone else's, you'll meet a serious buyer soon.
(♥) Any lingering issue or tension in your relationship will be resolved. Someone older may step in to help you two reconcile. A day trip this weekend can rejuvenate your love.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may experience love at first sight/swipe. If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win the love race.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Several tasks may be finished later than you think. Important paperwork may arrive late. Your colleague may try to guilt you into doing their work. Don't be a doormat and set boundaries now.
(₿) You have no problems paying for all your necessities. Don't sign on as a guarantor for a friend or family member. It may later cost you both friendship and money. Collectors, beware of grade-A counterfeits.
(♥) Your relationship is like a rollercoaster. You two love and fight hard. An acquaintance in common may cause you two to fight.
(⚤) You and your friend may fall for the same person and you'll quickly realise that you're their second choice. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex will give you a firm no.