Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) A colleague may try to guilt you to take on a task that isn't yours. Someone not telling the truth or withholding crucial info may result in a heavier workload. A project you're working on may get downsized.
(₿) A financial negotiation may be cancelled. You may buy something without thinking. It may be either a brand-name item or a top-tier gadget.
(♥) Couples tend to disagree more often. They need to be more patient when they communicate with each other. A rumour may cause a fight.
(⚤) If you're trying to win someone's heart, your competition makes him/herself known. Dating app users may meet someone physically attractive and hook-up shortly afterwards.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) An opportunity to show off your skills is on the cards. You communicate with your colleagues, clients and supervisors well. You deliver in terms of productivity and quality. You may finally finish a project that you've been working on for months.
(₿) You make money more than expected. Investors make the right decision at the right time and collect handsome returns L. Don't flex too much online.
(♥) Couples try to see things from each other's perspectives. They also treat each other with the same courtesy whether they're at home or in public. Their sexy time may get sexier.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may meet someone who comes from a different socioeconomic background. Someone who ghosted you may try to reach out.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You'll get over the holiday blues and become more creative and proactive next week. You can expect help from your supervisors when you're in a tight spot. You meet all deadlines whether they're for solo or group tasks.
(₿) The payment you're expecting will arrive as promised. Your side job may be more lucrative than you expect. The more people you know, the more opportunities come your way. Beware of your RBF.
(♥) Couples enjoy healthy communication. They respect each other's privacy and don't intrude in personal spaces. Soon-to-be-parents can expect a smooth childbirth. Congrats!
(⚤) You may experience love at first sight/swipe with a heartstopper. If you're crushing on someone, they may say yes if you ask them out on a date.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) Holiday blues will go away. You may exchange belated New Year gifts with someone. You may be introduced to new people, who should benefit your career. You may finish several tasks before deadlines after your enthusiasm returns.
(₿) Investors and speculators may get to collect higher-than-expected returns. Whether you're trying to sell your assets or someone else's, a serious buyer may contact you.
(♥) You may be friendly and flirty with close friend that your partner starts to get jealous. They may give you the third-degree and ask to see your phone.
(⚤) You may hook-up with a foreigner while you're on vacation. It's unlikely to go any further. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex may already be seeing someone new.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You prefer to work alone as your experience with group tasks has been very toxic. Blamestorming, slackers and useless meetings are your pet peeves. Someone may accuse you of wrongdoing in front of your supervisor.
(₿) Someone who promised to pay you keeps their word. You can easily cover your essential expenses and still have some money left to enjoy small luxuries.
(♥) Couples are each other's sources of comfort, support and inspiration. They may discuss their plans to build their wealth together. Trying couples become expecting couples.
(⚤) Someone younger may try to get your attention. You likely meet them through work. If you're trying to win someone's heart, your competition may show up.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Unexpected bad news or a major technical error makes your work life harder. You may not be able to accomplish all that you set out to do. You may have to redo a task from scratch. If you're a manager, someone may try to discredit you.
(₿) A negotiation may arrive at a dead end. You may have to have your car or home appliances repaired. Someone who owes you money disappears.
(♥) You have to be more patient when you communicate with your partner as you two disagree more often. Your partner may have a conflict with your family member.
(⚤) Your crush is likely to say no when you ask them out. The good news is that you'll get over the rejection. You may end up in the same bed with your good friend on a drunken night out.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) Your main job and side hustle demand more of your time. However, you remain happily busy and derive joy from accomplishing many tasks next week. You may almost earn back what you spent during New Year festivities.
(₿) Your income exceeds your expectations by a sizeable margin. However, you don't have much free time to go out and spend your money and prefer staying in to relax.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend much downtime together as they become busier next week. However, they trust each other deeply. Your partner may have an answer that you're looking for.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, an opportunity to get to know someone in uniform is on the cards. Set aside preconceived notions that you may have about someone in their line of work.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Someone may simply break their promise or not show up for work. Brace yourself for unproductive and pointless meetings. You may have to work harder to convince someone to buy your idea, product or service.
(₿) The payment you're expecting will arrive as expected. Stay thrifty if you're a breadwinner with several dependents as you may have for something you don't see coming.
(♥) You may discover your partner's dark secret or their selfish side. However, you will say nothing as you still care for them and have to depend on them to an extent.
(⚤) Someone may shower you with attention, gifts and cute emojis. This may be their tactic to guilt trip you to agree to be in a relationship with them quickly.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Holiday blues and reduced focus may plague you until early next week. You may make a mistake but spot and fix it before anyone calls you out on it. You may accomplish less than you usually do.
(₿) The payment you're expecting may be paid in two halves. You may pay a big chunk of money to refresh your garden or repair your car.
(♥) Miscommunication and misunderstanding may happen but you two will soon clear the air. If you're experiencing cold feet regarding your wedding, it will go away after a heart-to-heart with your future spouse.
(⚤) If your ex is trying to win you back, you are reminded of why you broke up in the first place and it’s a wake-up call. You're the one that got away.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) If you're stuck in a difficult situation, you'll receive help to free you from it. You may get to go out and celebrate success with your colleagues. Your team may be rewarded for a collective job well done.
(₿) You may discover a side hustle that suits your schedule and passion. If you put something up for sale online, a serious buyer may contact you about it immediately.
(♥) Your partner may try to diffuse your anger and frustration with gifts and sweet gestures. You naturally aren't someone who holds a grudge anyway.
(⚤) Someone who broke your heart may try to reach out and reconnect with you. They may ask if you can give them a second chance. The question is do you still have feelings for them after all this time?
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) An opportunity to show off your skills and silence the haters is on the cards. You manage your priorities and resources well. Your job fulfils you emotionally to an extent. You derive pride from performing your job well.
(₿) Unexpected rewards or gifts are on the cards. You stick to your spending and saving plans and experience no financial worries. You may not earn as much as your rich friend but you save more than they do.
(♥) Couples learn to be better givers and takers in their relationships. Fun and romantic activities help revigorate their love this weekend. Get out more as a couple.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you may meet someone interesting through work or be connected with someone by a close friend. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, a romantic moment is on the cards.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Someone's broken promise makes your work life more challenging. You remain calm despite hardship and see it as an opportunity to grow as a person and worker. Your office IT system may come under a cyberattack.
(₿) You may decide to buy new collectables or brand-name items into your growing collection. They're not wasteful as they can be resold at the same price or for small profits.
(♥) A date night brings peaceful and romantic moments. Unmarried couples may discuss their plans to get married in front of their parents to seek their blessings.
(⚤) If you're trying to win someone's heart, they may sternly tell you that you've been friend-zoned and your flirty actions make them uncomfortable.