Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) If you're stuck on something, you may experience a eureka moment and get past it. You manage your many priorities better and use the right tools and technology to work smart. You may have to mediate between colleagues who despise each other.
(₿) Whether you're selling your assets or someone else's, a serious buyer will soon contact you. You may be offered a freelance job through your network of online friends.
(♥) A heart-to-heart is on the cards, bringing about better understanding between couples. If you're seeing someone on the side, you may break up with them before you get caught.
(⚤) You meet someone you really like but s/he doesn't seem to be interested. Your FWB may demote your situationship to just friends.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You have to work outside your office more often. You become proactive and productive and inspire colleagues to work harder. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. Good opportunity may come unexpectedly.
(₿) A negotiation may not be finalised as expected. You go out with friends more as your social circle expands. Friends introduce their friends to you and their friends become yours.
(♥) You may have to face a toxic side of your partner. It's very unpleasant but not enough for you to reconsider your relationship with them. Don't be too adventerous in the bourdoir.
(⚤) Brace yourself for a rejection from your crush. At least you get to tell them how you feel about them before you can truly move on.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) An opportunity for you to show off your skills is on the cards. You know how to explain complicate stuff through simple language and that's a gift. An opportunity that your colleagues desire may be handed to you instead. Haters incoming.
(₿) A financial negotiation is likely to end in a win-win situation. An unexpected reward or gift may be yours. Investors collect big profits because of their well-timed decisions.
(♥) Couples show love and care for each other. They treat each other with the same respect whether they're in the privacy of their home or in public. Unmarried couple start their wedding planner hunt.
(⚤) Your close friend plays Cupid and hooks you up with someone they think would be a perfect match. If you're seeing someone, you two may go Facebook official.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You're better at reading situations and people, not in RuPaul's “Drag Race” sense. You may have to process huge data and gain valuable insight. A higher-up may grant you more power to make big decisions. Don't let it go to your head.
(₿) You may exceed your income goal. Stay thrifty, if you're the breadwinner as you may have to pay for something you don't see coming and it isn't for you.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend much downtime together as they become very busy. There might not be any romantic moments or sexy time at all next week.
(⚤) You get to know someone who's physically your type but s/he seems to play hard to get. However, you act the same way towards someone who has a crush on you. Karma.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You manage your engery, priorities and resources well. You communicate with colleagues, clients and bosses well. You notice slights in communication and rectify them before they cause conflict.
(₿) Investors and speculators may collect high returns. You manage your income and expense well. You may reach your savings goal sooner than planned.
(♥) Couples show affection towards each other more. They treat each other with the same respect whether they're at home or go out. Spouses may concieve another baby on Chidlren's Day.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race. If you're not seeing anyone, someone may confess their love for you when you least expect it.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) If you're stuck in a difficult situation, help will finally arrive. You may get assigned a new job title and, with it, comes new challenges that you're eager to take on. However, you'll have to teach your junior so they can pick up the baton.
(₿) Someone may tell you a sob story to convince you to lend them money. If you have a conflict over assets, you'll get what rightfully is yours.
(♥) If couples are upset with each other, an older mutual friend may intervene to help them reconcile. A smooth childbirth may be followed by many gifts from friends and families.
(⚤) A situationship you have with someone may be upgraded into a relationship. If you're not seeing anyone, your close friend or relative may play Cupid and they really know your type.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) Someone may withhold crucial info or break their promise, making your work more difficult than it has to be. You may have to work longer hours. When you try to sell ideas, products or services you may meet with lukewarm responses.
(₿) You may buy something without much thoughts only to regret it later. You may realise you have an obsession with must-have items and fast fashion and decide not to follow trends from now on.
(♥) Couples are likely to disagree more so you may have to be more patient, concise and clear when you communciate with your partner. Parents should never fight before their child(ren).
(⚤) You get to know someone who's physcially your type and they seem to reciporate your interest but you shouldn't get touchy feely with them. Or else they may scream SA.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) If you're stuck on an obstacle, a eureka moment may happen. You become more social and proactive at work. You deliver what you promised (and sometimes more) and colleagues and supervisor respect and trust you for it.
(₿) Your online connection and network brings you more freelance opportunities. Investors collect nice returns from well-made decisions. If you have several debts, you'll pay off at least one.
(♥) Couples are each other's source of support, encouragment and inspiration. They get to share peaceful yet romantic moments on an impromptu date night.
(⚤) An older stranger may show romantic interst in you. The first IRL date with someone you've chatting with online is on the cards and you can't wait for the second.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) You know how to handle gossip, politics and conflicts and don't let them distract you from what you're supposed to be doing. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. If you have a job interview incoming, you may be offered a job on the spot.
(₿) You manage your income and expense well. No scammers can fool you. You may find what you lost. If you're in a dispute over assets, what's lawfully yours will be yours.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time together and when to spend time apart. Young parents may decide to give their child a sibling. Unmarried couples may bring up their wedding before their parents to see how they react.
(⚤) Your situationship may get upgraded into a relationship. You may make an announcement on social media.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You stay focused on your tasks longer. You learn to work smart by exploring technology and tools that may benefit you. You have no problems meeting deadlines whether they're for solo or group tasks. You may be asked to be a leader for the first time.
(₿) You can afford to pay for all your necessities with no worries. Read any contracts twice before putting your name on them. Scammers posing as govt officials may call you.
(♥) Couples disagree more often. You may not get along with your spouse's cousin but shouldn't complain about it as your spouse would not take your side. Blood is thicker than water.
(⚤) If you confess your attraction to your crush, you'll be told that you were friendzoned from the get-go. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex's friend or sibling may act hostile.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) Brace yourself for a sudden change of plans. You may have to get out of your comfort zone but you'll be able to roll with new challenges. You may find your true calling. Business owners explore ways to refresh and reenergise their brand(s).
(₿) A payment promised will arrive as promised. Someone who previously hired you for a freelance job will offer you another job offer. Collectors, you may come across a rare item but you'll have to act quick.
(♥) A happy surprise or good news awaits couples. Their sexy time improves in terms of quantity and quality. They may experment with role-playing and adult toys.
(⚤) Those who are inexperienced in love may experience love at first sight/swipe with a heartstopper. Experienced daters may catch the attention of someone younger and innocent.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) Assignments that you want to finish first may have to be put on hold as you have to deal with urgent tasks. If you have to go on a business trip, you may lose valuable items if you're forgetful.
(₿) A financial negotiation seems to go nowhere. You may have to have your home or car repaired and it'll cost you a pretty penny. If you're short on cash, you parents can lend or give you some.
(♥) You opt to tell a white lie to preempt a possible fight with your partner. Interracial couples may have to tackle a legal obstacle or annoying paperwork.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you're in no hurry to be in a relationship as you spend more time and effort on self development, and find ways to be happy within yourself.