Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) A bad colleague may try to guilt-trip you into doing a task that's theirs. Brace yourself for meetings that could have been an email. You may have to work longer hours. If you're trying to do something no one else has tried before, be ready for naysayers.
(₿) Someone who owes you money may ask to repay you in two halves. Investors, beware of fake news and rumours. If you shop online, beware of counterfeits.
(♥) Couples may enjoy a quirky activity on a date night and their inner child comes out. Cross-cultural couples may face a legal hurdle.
(⚤) Your friend and you may fancy the same person. However, it's obvious that they prefer you over your friend and this negatively affects your friendship. Your friend is not a good sport.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You become more creative and proactive next week. You try hard to accomplish all that you set out to do and derive pride in doing so. It's easier for you to convince people to buy your idea or product. Your boss listens to you and takes your opinion more seriously.
(₿) You exceed your income goal. Investors collect nice returns from a well-timed decision. If you have debts, you'll be able to pay off at least one of them.
(♥) Couples treat each other with respect whether they're at home or out in public. They continue to be each other source of support and safe space. Ah, what a blessing you have.
(⚤) A close friend or relative may play Cupid and introduce you to someone with a similar socioeconomic background with you. If you've been chatting with someone online, you may get to meet them IRL soon.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) Your workload is heavier than usual and you may have to work longer hours. However, a dangling incentive will keep you motivated. You may launch new products and they are well-received by your customers.
(₿) A financial negotiation is likely to end in a win-win situation. A big win awaits investors and speculators. You treat yourself to a few nice things but nothing above your means.
(♥) Couples spend more quality time and sexy time together. Someone may show interest in you even though they know that you're already taken.
(⚤) Dating app users may agree to meet their match a few hours after they're matched for a casual hookup. Why waste time, right?
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You're getting better at reading people and situations. A conflict may turn into an opportunity for cooperation. Your self-confidence will grow after overcoming obstacles. You have no problems meeting deadlines whether they're for group or solo tasks.
(₿) You have no problems paying for all your necessities. Don't lend anyone money unless you don't expect them to repay. Beware of new forms of online scams.
(♥) Couples may fight over petty stuff a few times. This is unusual for you two. You may become jealous after learning that your partner stays friends with their ex.
(⚤) You and your friend may fall for the same person and you'll quickly (and painfully) realise that you're not preferred. To save your friendship, keep your distance for now.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) You may have to pick up several tasks that were left behind. You may have to work longer hours. Minor misunderstandings and miscommunications may happen. Good news or a good offer may come to you unexpectedly.
(₿) You strictly stick to your spending and saving plans and keep account of every baht that goes in or out. You should reach your savings goal for 2024 sooner than expected.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend downtime together due to their busier schedules. However, they know to make the most of every minute they have together.
(⚤) You choose to stay single by choice as your career and/or study is of higher priority right now. Loneliness isn't your problem as you go out with friends on the regular.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) Your job requires you to use facts and feelings. You learn not to get distracted by gossip and office politics. You know which colleague is toxic and limit your interaction with them as much as possible.
(₿) A financial negotiation is likely to end in a win-win situation. Don't turn down invitations to parties. The more people you know, the more opportunities come your way.
(♥) Couples are each other's sources of support, encouragement and inspiration. If you're due any day now, a smooth childbirth is on the cards. Friends and families welcome your child with lots of gifts.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race. If you're not seeing anyone right now, you may meet someone who's physically your type but their personality not so much.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You become more creative, intuitive and proactive next week. You're likely to accomplish more than you usually do and finish several tasks before their deadlines. A big conflict may be an opportunity to build team spirit.
(₿) Someone who promised to pay you keeps their word. A windfall may fall into your lap. What you recently lost may be returned. Beware of online scams.
(♥) Couples may visit new places together this weekend, rejuvenating their relationship. They may become more adventurous in the bedroom.
(⚤) You may fall for someone who doesn't seem to be your type. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex is cordial but won't take you back.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) No matter how careful you think you are, you may still make a big mistake. However, it'll be rectified with the help of colleagues before it could cause damage. An opportunity to change jobs may come to you through personal connection.
(₿) Money goes out more than it comes out. You may have to pay to have things around your house repaired or refreshed. Don't bring a lot of stuff with you on a night out.
(♥) Couples bicker and banter in moderation. They share small but peaceful moments from doing nothing together. Someone may ask if you're happily taken to see if you're interested in them.
(⚤) You meet several admirers in real life and online but none really makes your heart flutter. Don't lower your expectations. Hold out for the right person. You deserve great love.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) A sudden change of plans may set you back. A project that you're eager to tackle may get shelved indefinitely. It's not your fault and you can't control everything. You may get to do things you've never done before and yes they aren't in your job description.
(₿) You may buy things without thinking twice and later regret them. Even though you can afford something, it doesn't mean you should buy it. Come back to it a week later to see if you still want it.
(♥) If you're upset with your partner, s/he will try hard to make you smile again with a nice surprise. You two may enjoy a romantic day trip this weekend.
(⚤) If you decide to ask your crush out on a date, your heart may get crushed. However, the rejection won't stay with you for long. You may end up in the same bed with your friend after a drunken night out.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Someone in your team may abruptly quit. You may be asked to finish a task sooner than first told. You may have to work longer hours but there's a small reward at the end of next week.
(₿) Your friend may hook you up with a freelance job with good pay. If you're waiting for an overdue payment, it'll finally arrive. You think twice before you buy anything. If you're looking for something that you lost, it'll eventually turn up.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend much downtime together as they become busier. They communicate well and address a possible misunderstanding before it can come between them.
(⚤) You may meet someone who's your type but it won't be easy to get close to them or have an opportunity to get to know them one-on-one. If your ex is trying to win you back, say no.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You manage your priorities and resources with more efficiency. You communicate with colleagues and clients well. What seems bad at first may turn out to be good. It takes less time and effort to convince anyone to buy your idea, product or service.
(₿) You work very hard and get paid handsomely. Investors may collect nice returns from a well-timed decision. You spend money only on things that you need.
(♥) Couples may understand each other more after a healthy argument. Ahem, their sexy time improves in terms of quality and quantity.
(⚤) You may meet someone who's physically your type. However, you shouldn't be too eager to get to know them so fast as that may be a turn-off for them.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A higher-up may get demoted and they may not be able to be supportive towards you like they did before. Your workload may become heavier while every task becomes more challenging. Make sure you send a message to the right recipient.
(₿) More money goes out than comes in. You may indulge in shopping therapy or spend more on entertainment than expected. A Ponzi scheme may come in the guise of lucrative investment.
(♥) Couples get to spend more quality and sexy time with each other. They are each other's sources of support, comfort and safe space. Same-sex couples may come out to their families.
(⚤) If you ask someone out, s/he is likely to say yes. Someone who ghosted you may try to reach out to you to ask you for a second chance.