Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You become creative and proactive next week. You're gifted with the ability to explain complicated stuff with easy-to-understand language. If you have a pitching or presentation coming up, you'll pull it off nicely.
(₿) You can cover all necessities and may buy something without much thought. If you're buying a car for the first time, you may come across a deal that you really like.
(♥) Couples communicate and understand each other better. Any lingering issue or tension in their relationship will be resolved amicably. Unmarried couples may shop around for a wedding planner.
(⚤) Someone in uniform may fancy you. If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) A colleague may drop a task on you unexpectedly and it'll be difficult to say no. Those in between jobs may be offered a position in the service industry. Business owners, beware of fake news and fake data.
(₿) A small windfall or prize may be yours. If you have more than one debt, you'll pay off at least one of them. If you recently lost a valuable item, you'll find it unexpectedly.
(♥) You may not get along well with your spouse's sibling or parent. Complaining about them to your spouse may not help either. Unmarried couples may face parental disapproval of their relationship.
(⚤) An ONS with someone you meet at a Halloween party is on the cards. Casual hookups are on the cards for dating app users.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You become more creative, intuitive and proactive next week. You know how to deal with gossip, office politics and conflicts better. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. You start mapping out your career plan for 2024.
(₿) A financial negotiation is likely to go your way. Unexpected windfall or reward may be yours. No scammers can fool you. You may buy something you really like at a heavily discounted price.
(♥) Couples try to make their sexy time more fun and exciting. Halloween may inspire something saucy in them. Couples may receive a blessing from their parents to wed.
(⚤) A Halloween hookup is on the cards. Whether you're trying to turn your old friend into a new beau/belle or rekindle an old flame, Cupid is on your side.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You become more proactive and productive next week. You get along better with your colleagues and respect each other more. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines. A campaign or an ad you co-created may go viral.
(₿) Someone close to you may tell you a sob story in order to guilt you into lending them money. Investors and speculators may reap handsome returns within a short time period.
(♥) Spouses may argue over how to manage their household expenses. If you're not married, a proposal is on the cards.
(⚤) You may be preoccupied with work and/or study so love has to take the backseat. However, you may hookup with someone this Halloween.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) What seems so difficult at first may be doable. An opportunity to be relocated may be offered to you. Business owners may expand their market in a foreign country or gain loyal customers abroad.
(₿) Active and passive income streams pour into your vault uninterrupted. You're quite a Scrooge McDuck. If you get the reference, you're not young anymore. Don't flaunt your wealth on social media unless you want people to DM you for a handout.
(♥) Spouses discuss how to manage their wealth, what schools to send their kid(s) to and map out their road to a comfortable retirement. It's more romantic than it sounds.
(⚤) A foreigner may slide into your DM to see if you want to get to know each other. If you ask someone out on a date, s/he is likely to say yes.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You can't maintain a healthy work-life balance but your income increases, thanks to your main job and side hustle. You deliver what you promised and impress your colleagues and clients.
(₿) If you're waiting for compensation or reimbursement, it'll arrive soon. Your expenses may increase due to the Halloween festivity. Someone may try to sell you a counterfeit.
(♥) You may accidentally discover your partner's dark secret. It may make you feel like you don't know your partner at all and you may need some time to think things over alone.
(⚤) Your crush may break your heart when you confess your feelings to them. However, it may be what you need to really move on from something that's never meant to be.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You manage your energy, emotions and priorities well. Important paperwork will arrive as expected. You meet all deadlines whether they're for solo or group tasks. An opportunity to upgrade your hard skills is on the cards.
(₿) Trusting your intuition may bring you big profits. You spend within budget and keep up with your savings goal. Feel like you're financially behind your friends? Remember that people put up their best front on social media.
(♥) A shared experience may bring you two closer. If you have a honeymoon or wedding coming up, everything will go as planned.
(⚤) You may get to know someone who's older and seems to have it all together. You two may not end up lovers but s/he will help you see your future differently.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) Brace yourself from a quiet retaliation or passive-aggressive actions from a colleague. You know exactly who we're referring to. This may lead to a difficult situation that will take you some time to resolve. Don't let anyone make you lose your cool.
(₿) You may incur good debt that also generates income and you'll have it under control. Beware of Ponzi schemes and investment scams.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time together and when to spend time apart. If you have a problem that you can't solve, your partner may have the answer that you need.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone right now, you may meet several admirers IRL and online. However, none makes your heart go 'Padum Padum'. Name that pop icon to win imaginary points from us.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) You manage priorities, expectations and working relationships well. The combination of data and gut feeling leads to the right decision. You may outdo your own past performance. Is a test coming up? You'll pass it with flying colours.
(₿) You spend within budget and keep your expenses under control. Investors can expect higher-than-expected returns from their well-managed portfolios.
(♥) Couples are each other's sources of support, comfort and happiness. Your relationship is symbiotic as in you two inspire each other and want the best for your other half.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, several admirers of the same and opposite sex may slide into your DMs. If you think you have your orientation figured out, you may reconsider it.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) You may have to revise an assignment several times or finish it much sooner than first told. Keep yourself motivated by focusing on the reward that awaits you at the finishing line.
(₿) You may get to buy something you really like at a heavily discounted price. If you're embroiled in a conflict over money or asset ownership, you'll get what should be yours.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend quality time together much as they become busier with work and family responsibilities. However, they show love and care for one another when they can.
(⚤) An opportunity to get to know someone who's physically your type is on the cards. Be careful not to seem too eager to please them as it may turn them off. You two just met, after all.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) A colleague may try to pass their task on to you and you feel uncomfortable to say no. You may have to perform tasks that aren't in your job description. Those in between jobs may be offered a post in the service industry or at a government agency.
(₿) You say Yolo and buy everything that you want. You spend a lot of money to celebrate Halloween. You may have to pay a fine or a fee that you don't see coming.
(♥) Couples may decide to have a Halloween date. If you're unfaithful, you may get caught in the act in a way you would never expect.
(⚤) You may get to know two people at the same time and like them both for different reasons. If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex's friends may try to stop you.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) A sudden change of plans adds challenges to your work life. You may have to work longer hours. Focus on the reward that you'll get at the finishing line to motivate yourself.
(₿) You'll learn that money can't solve every problem. Beware of investment scams. You make more money but at the expense of your health.
(♥) You feel like you've changed and adapted so much in order to please your partner. You haven't enjoyed your hobby in a long while and want some alone time away from your partner.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex can't decide whether to give you a second chance or start a new relationship with someone they recently met.