Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond!
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) You won't be able to maintain a healthy work-life balance next week but you make money hand over fist. Your loyal customers may bring new customers to you through their recommendations. Don't forget to give them extra discounts next time.
(₿) You don't have much time to enjoy retail therapy. Those who have debts will be able to pay off at least one of them. Siblings may argue over their inheritance.
(♥) Couples don't get to spend downtime together due to their busy schedules. Your partner may invite you to join an activity that feels too woke for your liking.
(⚤) Work and study consume most of your waking hours and you don't have the energy left to find a date. If you're getting to know someone, their boy/girlfriend may slide into your DMs to tell you to back off.
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You become more creative and proactive next week. You're gifted at explaining complicated stuff in layman's terms. If you have a test coming, you'll pass with flying colours. Whatever you try to sell, you'll be able to do so with less effort and in less time.
(₿) You make money more than you expected next week. Someone older may bring you good news. You buy a few nice things to reward yourself without incurring credit card debt.
(♥) Couples talk about everything from silly to brainy stuff. Whether they plan to go on a honeymoon or tie the knot, it'll go down smoothly.
(⚤) If you're not seeing anyone, you'll soon meet someone who makes your heart flutter via a social event or dating app. You're hotter than you think so go out and get seen.
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) You remain highly motivated and productive throughout next week. You communicate with colleagues and clients well. Important documents will arrive on time. An opportunity to sharpen your skills without having to pay for it is on the cards.
(₿) You manage your wealth well. If you have a debt or mortgage, you realise you're able to pay it off much sooner than you think. Investors, don't let Fomo influence your decision-making. Think of your long-term strategy.
(♥) Couples who haven't obtained their marriage licence may change their mind. Couples who have been paying no attention to marriage equality may take different stances on it.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, you, without a doubt, realise that they fall head over heels for you. If you're seeing no one, your next admirer is likely to be older than you.
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You communicate well with anyone you have to deal with at the office from colleagues and higher-ups to cleaning ladies. Treat your new customers well and they will come back to you. Your supervisor asks you to lead a big project and colleagues think you're the right person.
(₿) A windfall may fall into your lap. A money-making opportunity will be handed to you without trying. A handsome commission awaits those who work as middlemen.
(♥) Couples may sit down for a heart-to-heart to address any lingering issues in their relationship. Those who feel estranged from each other will become close again.
(⚤) If you're seeing no one, you may experience an intense love at first sight. If you're competing for someone's heart, you're likely to win this love race.
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) A miscommunication between you and your clients or colleagues may happen, resulting in a mistake that causes longer hours for you. A prototype may not work well but you'll learn something from this setback. Business owners, someone may try to steal your trade secret.
(₿) If you freelance, a client with a big wallet is willing to pay you way above the average but s/he is very finicky. A conflict between business co-owners is on the cards.
(♥) Couples know when to spend time together and when to spend time apart. They continue to be each other's source of support, happiness and wisdom. Unmarried couples may seek blessings from their parents before they plan their wedding.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, you two become increasingly enamoured of each other and may go Facebook official next week.
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You become more creative, proactive and productive next week. You may unlock a new skill. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines, thanks to help from colleagues. Your higher-up may give you more power to make decisions. Wield it with care.
(₿) You work very hard and earn a lot of money. A conflict over asset ownership will be amicably resolved. A win-win situation is on the cards for you. No scammers can fool you.
(♥) You can't stop comparing the relationships you see on social media with yours. Don't compare your partner to those of your friends. At least don't say it out loud.
(⚤) If you're getting to know someone, they seem to be so infatuated with you. They act clingy and send you messages all the time. You don't like them as much as they like you.
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You may have to work on the go or work outside your workplace most of next week. You manage to stay calm and work smart throughout the next week. If you work for the govt, you may assign to a new title that comes with more power. Don't let it corrupt you, though.
(₿) If you're trying to sell something you no longer use, a serious buyer will soon contact you. You collect income from several streams and buy yourself a few nice things. With cash.
(♥) Couples bicker and banter in moderation. A small fight may happen but it won't leave any emotional scars. Soon-to-be-mums, don't exercise too hard or lift heavy things.
(⚤) If you want a relationship with your FWB, you may realise that your FWB also has another FWB. You may feel like it's a bit too messy and realise that you're not as liberal as you think.
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You perform better at work and obtain a new benchmark that inspires your colleagues. The next promotion is undoubtedly yours, provided that you don't get a new job first. A position usually given to men may be given to women instead.
(₿) A windfall may fall into your lap. The payment you're waiting for will arrive as expected. If you put a pre-loved item up for sale, you may receive a buying offer in no time because you keep it in like new condition.
(♥) Couples are each other's source of support, happiness and wisdom. You two celebrate each other's success and don't get competitive with one another.
(⚤) If you're trying to rekindle an old flame, your ex seems to put their guard up but there's still a glimmer of hope. You can keep trying but don't get your hope up.
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) You can finish several tasks before their deadlines. If there's a test coming up, you should do well. A project that is a team effort will become a great success and you get to celebrate a little. An opportunity many vie for may be given to you and haters will hate you for it.
(₿) You can pay for your necessities with no problems. If you have debts, you keep up with your repayment obligations. However, you may fall a bit behind with your savings goal.
(♥) Couples fight quite hard as they try to come away being the right one. They may even bring up each other's past mistakes to induce guilt and shame. This is getting unhealthy.
(⚤) If you're competing for someone's heart, it seems like you're not gonna win this love race. However, you don't want to throw in the towel yet.
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Brace yourself for a possible failure. A sudden restructuring in your workplace may negatively affect your work life. A reliable colleague may have to join another team. Don't tell people good news before it's confirmed and perhaps you shouldn't be the one to break it.
(₿) Don't indulge in retail therapy before you pay for the necessities. You may have to pay for something you don't see coming. Investors you may decide to cut your losses but manage to keep your principal.
(♥) Don't compare your partner to those of your friends unless you want to drive them away from you. Relationships you see on social media are heavily edited.
(⚤) Dating app users should beware of Tinder swindlers. They may ask you for a loan with sob stories a few hours after introducing themselves.
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) You can't maintain a healthy work-life balance next week due to your main job and several freelance offers. Learn to pace yourself and manage your priorities very carefully. A colleague may go out of their way to help you out.
(₿) You may gain a new source of passive income. A financial negotiation will be concluded your way. What you lost and already forgot about may turn up.
(♥) Don't argue in public if you don't want to cause a scene or any emotional scars in your relationship. It's better to deal with each other in private.
(⚤) Brace yourself for a possible rejection if you plan to confess your attraction. Even if they say no, you'll feel relieved for saying for you need to say instead of thinking about what could happen.
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) If you have to travel to different places for work, make sure you don't leave or forget anything. Someone you suspect to be a troublemaker proves you right but fortunately, you already have a plan B to deal with the mess they leave behind.
(₿) You keep buying nice things throughout next week. Don't reward yourself too much or else you won't be able to keep up with your savings plan. However, a seller may send you a gift for being their top spender.
(♥) Couples communicate with each other better. Any lingering issues in their relationship will be resolved and couples feel like they are finally on the same wavelengths.
(⚤) Even though you're getting to know someone, you may meet someone new who's very interesting to you. You may decide to keep talking to them both even though that's uncharacteristic of you.